I'm bored. Can you tell?!
(1) The singular most boring question: what is your name? Fiona Caroline Martin
(2) Are you happy with it? Yeah I like it, mainly cause it’s Scottish (the closest I’ll get to being Scottish without actually being Scottish LOL)
(3) Are you named after anyone? I was named after a woman from a soap (& people wonder where I get my TV addiction from LOL) My 1st name was her character’s name and my middle name was the woman’s name in real life :D Another reason why I like my name J
(4) Do you like monster trucks? Sure, why not?
(5) Your screenname: My official Live Journal I.D. is fazxox which is my nickname plus some kisses and a hug (cause I’m nice like that ) but at the minute my screenname (it changes v. regularly) is “Lady M*” a nod to my two favourite ladies; Madonna & Meryl Streep <3
(6) Would you name a child of yours after you? No way! I’m doing what my mother did & naming my daughter after someone famous or from a T.V. show.
(7) Then what would you name your children? Dana or Stella. There’s a few more names I’d consider. A lot ending in “a” though, is that ‘cause my name ends in “a”? hmmm… anyways, it’s making it difficult to come up with a middle name, cause to “a” ending names isn’t sounding right.
(8) If you were born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name be? I dunno what my mother would’ve called me. I wouldn’t mind Robert (after my Granddad)
(9) If you could switch names with a friend, who would that be? Ummm… Andrea. I like that name (see, ends in “a”, this is getting weird) plus it reminds me of “The Devil Wears Prada”; “Ann-dray-a”
(10) Are there any mispronounciations/typos that people do with your name constantly? Nope. It gets shortened quite a bit though, I only let a few people actually get away with it.
(11) Would you drop your last name if you became famous? Yes!
BASICS
(12) Your sex: Female
(13) Straight/gay/bi? Straight. With the exception of Angelina Jolie. Oh, and Gillian Anderson.
(14) Single? And fabulolous!
(15) Want to be? Suits me fine.
(16) Your birthdate: March 15th
(17) Your age: 18
(18) Age you act: When it comes to a hilarious kids movie – I’m 12. the rest of the time I’m somewhere between 30 and 50.
(19) Age you wish you were: 21
(20) Your height: 5’8” ish, I think. I’m not sure and to be honest I don’t think many other people know either cause I’m always in heels lol
(21) The color of your eyes: blue
(22) Happy with it? yes.
(23) The color of your hair: Brunette
(24) Happy with it? yes
(25) Left/right/ambidextrous? Right handed, although I wish I was ambidextrous.
(26) Your living arrangement? At home with the parents, but only for another 6 & a half weeks then it’s Uni-ville for me :D
(27) Your family: Mom & step-dad
(28) Have any pets? 2 cats <3
(29) What's your job: I babysit.
(30) Piercings? Just me ears
(31) Tattoos? Not yet. Though I am planning on getting one somewhere some day. I know what I want, just not sure when or where. lol
(32) Obsessions? My god! The X-Files, The Jolie-Pitts, reading heart breaking love stories, at the moment anything “Mamma Mia” related, watching films staring my favourite people; Angelina Jolie, Helena Bonham Carter, Meryl Streep, Johnny Depp and Uma Thurman (just to name afew), being in the country on a really hot day & imagining I was in some dusty deep south State in the U.S., listening to my ipod too much, reading N-17 fanfiction (usually MSR :D those people know how to write!) basicall I’m obsessed with anything & everything that’s not my day to day life. Reality plays only a tiny part in my life & only when it is extremely necessary.
(33) Addictions? Coffee, Shoes and Madonna.
(35) Do you speak another language? nope.
(36) Have a favourite quote?
“I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.” – Angelina Jolie
"It seems to me that the best relationships -- the ones that last -- are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is . . . suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with." – Dana Scully “I won’t be happy till I’m as famous as God!” - Madonna
“For one moment... one shining moment... she was the most important woman in the whole wide universe." – The Doctor talking about Donna <3
“And in that moment, everything I knew to be true about myself up until then was gone. I was acting like another woman, yet I was more myself than ever before.” – Francesca Johnson from “The Bridges of Madison County”
(37) Do you have a webpage? Nope just a LJ.
DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
(38) Do you live in the moment? I’d love to say yes.
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others? Only slightly.
(40) Do you have any secrets? Of course.
(41) Do you hate yourself? Not especially
(42) Do you like your handwriting? I do, but there are very few people who can actually decipher it lol
(43) Do you have any bad habits? Yes.
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people? Um.. I dunno, people always like my shoes and always seem amazed at my knowledge of all things media-related.
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called? Oh god I have no idea. How boring would that film be? Well, so far anyways. I don’t know what I’d name it but apparently Catherine – Zeta Jones should play me according to some people.
(46) What's your biggest fear? Being buried alive. And dieing alone.
(47) Can you sing? Lol I don’t think so.
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool? Not that I know of.
(49) Are you a loner? It’s not that I dislike being around other people, but I happen to just quite like my own company.
(50) What are your no. 1 priorities in life? To make some sort of a mark. So that in however many years time when I lave this planet, hopefully I’ll have done something to be proud of.
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Probably…not.
(52) Are you a daredevil? I’d like to be.
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself? I get too attached too easily.
(54) Are you passive or aggressive? Passive-aggressive, definitely.
(55) Have you got a journal? Duh!
(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness? Strength? I’m quite confident, when I need to be, so I bond pretty easily but then again… my weakness.. see Q53
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? A different accent maybe.
(58) There are three wells: love, beauty and creativity. Hmm all three ;)
(59) How do you vent? Many ways; I talk quickly and loudly to one of my girlfriends, I go for a walk, I cry at a movie or I go shopping.
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong? When I need to be.
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life? Probably, but what can I do about it now?
(62) Do you think life has been good so far? No complaints… so far. lol
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life? Enjoy it!
(64) What do you like the most about your body? My hair and boobs.
(65) And least? My thighs
(66) Do you think you are good looking? Well, I’m not fugly but I’m no beauty Queen either lol
(67) Are you confident? Yeah but not overly so.
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like? I’d like to think I’m a mix of many; the habits and conversational speed of Lorelai Gilmore, the confidence of Dana Scully, the wit of Donna Noble and the career status of a cross between Hildy Johnson and Lois Lane.
(69) Do people know how you feel? Some people.
(70) Are you perceived wrongly? Yes, but only by people who don’t know me, which is understandable.
DO YOU...
(71) Have sex? At this very minute, no. lol
(72) Eat your vegetables? yeah
(73) Read the newspaper? yes.
(74) Pray? Um… no, sorry.
(75) Go to church? Nope.
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you? Lol no
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals? Just the one.
(78) Take walks in the rain? Only if it’s warm enough.
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them? lol yeah I’m terrible at that.
(80) Drive? No, although I could if I weren’t so damned lazy.
(81) Like to drive fast? Yeah, it’s fun and I happen to know someone who does it all the time, so I’ve no choice. But she’s v. safe so it’s cool.
WOULD OR HAVE YOU EVER...
(82) Liked your voice? It’s ok.
(83) Hurt yourself? yeah.
(84) Been out of the country? Yes
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick? Um not that I know of.
(86) Had sex? nope.
(87) Been unfaithful? nope
(88) Been in love? Nope (see a pattern here? LOL)
(89) Been on a boat? Yes
(90) Gone skinny dipping? Lol no.
(91) Had a medical emergency? I yeah – I needed stitches.
(92) Had a surgery? Nothing major (93) Ran away from home? nope.
(94) Played strip poker? nope
(95) Gotten beaten up? nope.
(96) Beaten someone up? nope.
(97) Been picked on? yeah.
(98) Been on stage? yep
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath? LMAO! I’ve forgotten a few nights but never to that…extent lol (100) Slept outdoors? once
(101) Thought about suicide? no.
(102) Pulled an all-nighter? Yes.
(103) If yes, what is your record? About 18 hours, hardly think it’s a “record” though lol
(104) Gone one day without food? yeah
(105) Talked on the phone all night? Don’t think so.
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex first (moms and dads don't count)? Not that I know of
(107) Slept all day? Yeah, afew times.
(108) Killed someone? LOL obviously….not!
(109) Made out with a stranger? Again, not that I know of.
(111) Thought you're going crazy? Yes, definitely yes.
(112) Kissed the same sex? Not that I know of.
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex? Again, not that I know of LOL
(114) Been betrayed? probably
(115) Had a dream that came true? Don’t think so
(116) Broken the law? Nope – there’s still time though.
(117) Met a famous person? The woman who reads the local news LOL um… I’ve seen Brian Blessed – he let me across the road last time i was in London, however I am going back to London in a few weeks so I’ll be on the look-out for people for sure!
(118) Masturbated with something other then your hand? Damn! What a question!
(120) Have you ever killed an animal by accident? nope
(121) On purpose? Only bugs.
(122) Had sex? Havn’t you already asked this?
(123) With more then 1 person?
(124) Threesome?
(125) Orgy? What do you think?
(126) Whipped Cream? urgh
(127) Bondage? I don’t think I’d be totally against it
(128) Whipped/gotten whipped?
(129) Blindfolded?
(130) Tied someone up/been tied up? Like I said, not totally against these things.
(131) Ridden a roller coaster? Hell yes! Plonk me in the middle of a theme park (preferably DisneyLand California) and I will be very very happy!
(132) Ridden an upsidedown roller coaster? YES!
(133) Made out in a movie theatre? no
(134) Won a trophy? No
(135) Gone camping? Me? Camping? Good god no!
(136) Cheated on a test? No I’m not sneaky enough
(137) Had a cavity? Yeah, my teeth are terrible
(138) Snorted something? Nope, drinking does the job just nicely thank you
.(139) Eaten a flower? Why would I do that?
(140) Eaten play dough? Not that I can remember, but it seems the kind of thing I might’ve done.
(141) Eaten a crayon? no
(142) Driven someone else's car? nope
(143) Played video games for 24 hour straight? Lol no
(144) Lied to a friend? Yes
(145) Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell? yeah
(146) Stolen anything? No
(147) Been on radio/tv? No
(148) Been in a mosh-pit? Fuck no
(149) Had a nervous breakdown? There’s still time
(150) Considered religious vocation? LOL
(151) Been criticized about your sexual performance? nope
(152) Bungee jumped? Not yet, ask me again in 3 years.
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back? Don’t remember
CLOTHES and other fashion shit
(154) Shoe brand? Anything and everything!
(155) Brand of clothing? I don’t mind, if I like it, it doesn’t matter what brand it is
(156) Cologne/perfume? Armani and Dior.
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Anything to school as long as it was black, white or grey. Some people hated it – personally I loved the uniform, it was fun trying to come up with new quirky ways to dress.
(158) How about parties? Whatever I feel like.
(159) Wear hats? I LOVE hats!
(160) Judge other people by their clothing? Yes I do, which is terrible.
(161) Wear make-up? yes
(162) Favourite place to shop? Anywhere really…TkMax, New Look….
(163) Favourite article of clothing? All my shoes, my newest jeans, all my sunglasses and my clothes form New York.
(164) Are you trendy? I’m… different
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school? I did…sorta. Although I wouln’t have liked a strict uniform.
BELIEFS
(166) Believe in life on other planets? yes
(167) Miracles? sorta
(168) Astrology? Kinda… it’s fun but not serious.
(169) Magic? It’s fun
(170) God? Weeeel…
(171) Satan? Weeeeel…
(172) Santa? Used to lol
(173) Ghosts? yes
(174) Luck? Kinda
(175) Love at first sight? lust
(176) Yin and Yang? Yes
(178) Easter bunny? Lol no!.
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever? yes
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Why not?
(181) Do you wish on stars? I might do.
DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS
(182) Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? I believe there’s…something but traditional? I dunno (183) Do you think God has a gender? God is a woman. A big, beautiful black woman! LOL
(184) Do you think that science counteracts religion? It can do. but not for everyone I guess.
(185) Do you believe in organized religion? It doesn’t bother me
(186) Where do you think we go when we die? Somewhere… I havn;t thought that far yet.
AMIGOS
(187) Do you have any gay/lesbian friends? Yes
(188) Who is your best friend? I don’t have just the one
(189) Who's the one person that knows most about you? Hmmm, the people I;ve known the longest I guess
(190) What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you? “Never, ever cut your own bangs.”
(191) Your favourite inside joke? “I was bit by a swan” and “Blow-up doll in the red!”
(192) Thing you're picked on most about? Hmmm dunno
(193) Who's your longest known friend? Bridgette.
(194) Newest? I don’t have any that are brand new
(195) Shyest? Christy
(196) Funniest? Matthew
(197) Sweetest? Kate
(198) Closest? It differs, is that a good thing?
(199) Weirdest? Becca (but saying that she’s the one I have the most in common with, so what does that say about me?! LOL)
(200) Smartest? Matthew.
(201) Ditziest? Sophie
(202) Friends you miss being close to the most? Loz
(203) Last person you talked to online? Meg
(204) Who do you talk to most online? Meg :D
(205) Who are you on the phone with most? Sophie & my mum
(206) Who do you trust most? Christy… I think
(207) Who listens to your problems? Many people
(208) Who do you fight most with? No one, touch wood
(209) Who's the nicest? LOL they’re all darlings.
(210) Who's the most outgoing? Bridgette
(211) Who's the best singer? Celine Dion. Oh, you mean out my friends. Lol I quite like Matthew’s voice.
(212) Who's on your [censored]-list? Um, whats a censored list?
(213) Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend? nope
(214) Who's your second family? My friends, duh.
(215) Do you always feel understood? kinda
(216) Who's the loudest friend? All of us put together
(217) Do you trust others easily? Yes.
(219) Name one person who's arms you feel safe in? Kate, she’s a great hugger, especially cause we’re very similar heights, which is rare for me.
(220) Do your friends know you? I like to think so, yes.
(221) Friend that lives farthest away? I know people in New Zealand – can’t get any further away than that. lol
LOVE, and all that
(222) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title? I sighed.
(223) Do you remember your first love? no
(224) Still love him/her? no
(225) Do you consider love a mistake? No, definitely not
(226) What do you find romantic? Many things but they’re all in my head.
(227) Turn-on? An accent and a kick ass personality.
(228) Turn-off? Oh god, many things.
(229) First kiss? What about it?
(232) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"? Somewhere in between.
(233) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? No I don’t mind.
(235) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Depends on people idea of attractive.
(236) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? Only slightly
(237) What is best about the opposite sex? They’re stronger than us. (as all you feminists go running for the hills LOL) we all just want to feel safe.
(238) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex? hmmm
(245) Do you read porn? N-17 fan fiction, that counts right?
(246) Read the articles? ...HUH?
(247) Just the pics? Oh! That’s if I answered “yes” to the porn question isn’t it?
(248) What's the last present someone gave you? books
(257) Are you in love? I wish
(258) Do you consider your significant other hot? If I had one, most certainly.
(264) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk? Sneak a look from behind my sunglasses.
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(267) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Lol yeah, could be funny
(268) If you did experience that for one day, what would you do? Angelina Jolie. Oih I’m sorry you said what not who.
(269) What do you love most about the other gender? You've asked this already.
(270) What do you dislike most? This too.
(271) What do you understand least about the opposite sex? Many things
(272) Honestly, what do you notice first in the opposite sex? Eyes, arms and how they smell
POSSESSIONS
(273) What is your fave possession? Photographs, my shoes and my coffee machine
(274) What physical, tangible possession do you want most? A GORGEOUS sofa
(275) How badly do you want it? Soooo badly!
(276) Have you ever seen The Exorcist? Yes
(277) How long did it take for you to understand why the last question is in this section? Ohhhh! Quite a while! LOL
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(279) That haunted you? hmmm
(280) You wanted to kill? *stays shtum*
(281) That you laughed at? Do people on the T.V. count? They do.. o.k. Mulder on the X-Files; “Dear diary, today my heart leapt when Agent Scully suggested spontaneous human combustion.” LOL <3
(282) That laughed at you? Um my mum I think
(283) That turned you on? Again, can this be a person from fiction?
(284) You went shopping with? My mum – it was fun :D
(285) That broke your heart? hmmm
(286) To disappoint you? Ooo dunno, sorry
(287) To ask you out? hmmmm.
(288) To make you cry? Robert James Waller – I was reading
(289) To brighten up your day? Mr Starbucks
(290) That you thought about? Lousie
(291) You saw a movie with? Matthew & Becca. “Mamma Mia” baby!
(292) You talked to on the phone? My grandma.
(293) You talked to through IM/ICQ? dunno
(294) You saw? My mum
(295) You lost? dunno
(296) You went head over heels for? Literally? Louise. I have a bruise LMAO
(297) You thought was completely N-U-T-Z? myself lol
(298) You wanted to be? David Duchovny
(299) You told to fuck off? Can’t remember, it happens a lot lol
(300) You trusted? My mum probably
(301) You turned down? No one
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(302) Smiled? Today
(303) Laughed? Today,
(304) Cried? Yesterday
(305) Bought something? Yesterday – lots of pretty things
(306) Danced? Today lol
(307) Were sarcastic? About 30 seconds ago
(308) Kissed someone? today
(309) Talked to an ex? hmmm
(310) Watched your fave movie? It’s been to long now that I think about it.
(311) Had a nightmare? Don’t remember
(312) Talked on the phone? A few hours ago
(313) Listened to the radio? yesterday
(314) Watched TV? I’m doing it now
(315) Went out? Like out of the house? Yesterday.
(316) Helped someone? Hmmm dunno
(317) Were mean? Don’t remember.
(318) Sang? today.
(319) Saw a movie? At the movie theatre? Last week, “Mamma Mia” twice in as many days!
(320) Said "I love you"? don’t remember. Omg.
(321) Missed someone? today
(322) Fought with a family member? Don’t remember
(323) Fought with a friend? dunno.
(324) Had a serious conversation? Yesterday.
(325) Wrote in your LJ? Today
(326) Drank alcohol? A few days ago, I was in the mood for a Pina Colada
(327) Sneezed? today
A LAST TIME for everything...
(328) Last book you read: “Everyone Worth Knowing”
(329) Last movie you saw: “Death Becomes Her” Meryl Streep = Love
(330) Last song you heard: Lots of Kylie
(331) Last thing you had to drink: Peach juice
(332) Last time you showered: a few hours ago
(333) Last thing you ate: trifle
(334) Last CD you bought: ummm…. It must’ve been Madonna’s “Hard Candy” <3
(335) Last thing you bought: you already asked that.
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RIGHT THIS MOMENT...
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(336) Do you want to have sex? I’m good, but thank you for asking.
(337) Are you going to? No lol
(338) Will it be with your significant other? No!
(339) Or some random person? !!!
(340) What are you wearing right now? Sweat pants, a blue tee and an anklet.
(341) Body-part you're touching right now: I’m not
(342) What are you worried about right now? Hmm I’m alright – there are probably things I should be worrying about though.
(343) What book are you reading? I’m in the middle of “A Thousand Country Roads” ATM by Robert James Waller. It’s the follow on from “Bridges of Madison County”
(344) What's on your mouse pad? I’m on a laptop dum bass!
(345) Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling: tired, impatient, excited, mellow and hydrated lol
(346) Are you bored? kinda
(347) Are you tired? What did I just say not 2 questions ago?!
(348) Are you talking to anyone online? Nope
(349) Are you talking to anyone on the phone? No
(350) Are you lonely or content? content
(351) Are you listening to music? No, watching “CSI: New York”
NUMBERS
(352) Do you laugh when you hear the number 69? probably (353) Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? No lol
(354) Do you actually know your social security number? no
(355) Do you actually know your IP address? No
(356) Do you know what an IP address is? no
(357) Do you know the four-character extension on your zip-code? yes
(358) Have you ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Yeah I guess
(359) Does your head hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc? No. That's a silly question.
(360) What do you think of pi? I like cherry
(361) Have you got a fave number? 7 & 13.
(362) How many rings before you take the phone? A few. Depends how close I am to it
(363) Do you type with your fingers on the right keys? Only kinda, I’m learning though
(364) How many CD's do you have? hundreds
COMPUTERS
(365) Mac or PC? PC, although apparently I have to get a MAC, don’t see why.
(366) How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer as long as it works? Fuck all
(367) Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversations? No
(368) Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or telephone? no
(369) Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? no.
(370) How much time do you spend online each week? Too much time.
(371) Is the internet one of the modern things you could never live without? Definitely!
(372) Do you even receive snailmail letters anymore? no.
(373) Send any? no
(374) What's your fave smiley? Ermmm just a smiley face :D
(375) If you could meet anyone in the world, living or not, who would it be? Oh god! Ermmm…Meryl Streep, Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Gillian Anderson, and Catherine Tate. Oh! And David Tenant. Mmmm.
(376) Who is your idol? Anna Wintour – that is one power woman!
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