I never realised how truly obese  i look on video camera.

I was (accidentally) in some of my media documentary footage, and let me tell you, what I see in the mirror is obviously fake.
/>Although I guess it's not a whole body mirror, so I could be wrong with the whole theory.

Whoever said the camera made you gain about 5 kilograms, was certainly right.

And I am proof pudding of that.