Me: "Hiiiiiiiiiiii."
Friend: "Hi Jenny."
Me: "Pleeassee can I come to prom with you?"
Friend: "Yes, Jenny."
Me: "Can your mum take me?"
Friend: "I'll ask, Jenny."
Me: "Okay, cheers. Hey, do you want a black cape?"
Friend: "No, Jenny, I do not want a black cape."
Me: "Okay."
Friend: "OK, Jenny. Hey, you got Battlefield 212?"
Me: "No."
Friend: "All right. OK, I'm going now, see you later."
Me: "Thank you. Byeeeeeeeee!"

Prom ride sorted. I mean, if his mum says yes! :D

And for the little recommendations site/script I'm working on:

Draco/Hermione: 4
Draco/Ginny: 1 (lyndsiefenele is deviant)
Harry/Pansy: 3

Hm. :P