Healthy Choices - Cafe Steamer "Cajun Chicken & Shrimp".. soon as I finish picking out the meats and wiping off the red "sauce" its going straight into the garbage. Even the meat is dry and Ech~ but its better than eating any more of this mystery sauce they have on it to call it "Cajun". Chickens is dry yet mealy, shrimps is rubbery like chewing.. well. rubber. Or.. Oh! Silly Putty! (right, like you...

And now, for something COMPLETELY Different. Not sure if you would call NWA work safe.. But.. Ya. Just don't listen to it at work. Surprisingly, the song matches up decently to the video. Muppets wit Attitude.

A good friend of mine is in training for a Marathon in support of the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society,  I plan on making a donation right after we get some of the Bullshit going on around here settled down, but if any of You would like to support her efforts, please feel free to follow the link below and check it out for yourselves. If I'm reading their chart right, they claim over 70% of their donations...

Now The Fucking VAN is Broken. I have to Get it to the Shop First thing in the GodDamN MoRning. I NEED. A FUCKING DO-OVER

The Three ways to check if someone is Dead. 1. Sternum Rub: Make a fist, Rub the shit out of someone's check with your knuckles, right down the line between their boobs.  If they react, they ain't dead. 2. Hand pinch: Grab the fleshy bit between the thumb and index finger and give it a good pinch. See #1. 3. Nipple Pinch: Same as #2.   On a side note to #3:  To quote Marla "If you attach a hemostat...

TO SHUT THE FUCK UP.. Uneventful day?  Ya. Not so much. Marla fell down the stairs, waiting on my folks to come get the kids so I can take her to doc-in-the-box. Twisted ankle, possibly hyper-extended back towards her heel, and a hell of a patch of skin taken off the top of her foot, front of her ankle. Ya. Gonna be one of those weeks.

So, yesterday afternoon, totally sucked Donkey-Balls.  Today is VAST improvement, namely in that absolutely NOTHING of note has happened. But, I have a few things thats have been percolating that I've been meaning to write down.  You may, or may Not find them interesting.  License Plates:  Lately I've been noticing them.  Here in VA you can customize your plates with up to seven letters/numbers...

not so much actually.. well. it WAS a Good Day up till about an hour ago.  Marla got off early, came up to get the van so she could get the kids home early before it got dark/roads started to freeze. well..  the Van has a flat. So we are working on calling Triple A in case we need a tow AND changing the tire. I spent a SOLID fifteen min poking at the users manual and banging ice off the bottom...

Woke up to my son wandering into my room a min ago. Had a little conversation and then he toodles (dammit, how the hell do you spell toodles?) off to get a cheese stick for a snack.  He runs back in, Dad! Dad! Its SNOWING! No Shite? Really? Dammed if it ain't!  Snow Day! Bitches! :D   Ok, well.. It WOULD be a snow day if I were in school...  But Hot Damn! SNOW! And we've got Acccumulation! ANd its...

Snagged from smwance, who got it from I nabbed this from allah_sulu The ones in red are the ones I thought were bad/way over rated. 1980 Ordinary People, Coal Miner's Daughter , The Elephant Man , Raging Bull , Tess 1981 Chariots of Fire, Reds, Atlantic City, On Golden Pond , Raiders of the Lost Ark 1982 Gandhi, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial , Missing, Tootsie, The Verdict 1983 Terms...