Look at what rancid_rainbow did to me. I don't know what to say.

Why couldn't Jeff Lynne ever sing this to me? Oh right. He doesn't know me. ::weeps::

to anita1967 and lindsaybits !

For those who don't know, this is a Martini Lamp. The pimiento is the light. Swank, man, total swank. But I had to write the most ridiculously gooey, godawful poem ever to win the damned thing, so I earned it, trust me.

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Sometimes I feel I have the world's shittiest luck. First I couldn't get my recorder to record, then it was my microphone. Got all that sorted. But , each time I go to record my lines (and screams) for HG World, some sort of crap happens. And, just now, when I thought I was gonna get away with it, the happy sounds of children in a pool came bleeding into my car. I'm trying to do this in my car because...

to one of my first friends here on LJ obie !

I've decided instead to inject my system with copious amounts of caffeine and continue with my duties. I forgot that I have some writing to do for the LJ Idol book, so I'll be working on that today too. The agenda: Get pics up for Tish Finish "The Neighbour's Date" for rancid_rainbow , despite my psychological barrier. Run errands and pay bills Scream and turn into a Zombie...