he loves it, trust me smiles awake you says: there's nothing he loves more than the ol smiles awake you says: snoz fist Kayla says: so, can he.... orgasm... from that? smiles awake you says: oh, very easily, yeah. Kayla says: wow. Kayla says: but... you and i... we can't, can we?? smiles awake you says: I don't...

This is just horrible. Kayla says: george isn't... er... sexually active watcher of the skies says: what do you... mean? Kayla says: i don't really know how to explain it... Kayla says: it's really weird. watcher of the skies says: rigor mortis would make him stiff. Kayla says: it's made john REAL stiff! watcher of the skies...

Kayla says: ARE YOU PREGNANT? Kayla says: fuck! watcher of the skies says: ...maybe. Kayla says: D: Kayla says: is it mine? watcher of the skies says: there's some DNA testing going on... watcher of the skies says: but I'm hoping it's yours. Kayla says: well... who else.... is there? watcher of the skies...

So, boy... I like... love you. Hey, don't be so suprised, it was coming, eventually... those words... I love you. So, yeah. If you don't feel the same, I completely understand, ok? I just... I just wanted to tell you. You're pretty cool... I think we should hang out more often. Maybe we could even be like, a couple. It's up to you.

It's awesome how Asian people tricked white people into eating and overpaying for peas by calling it "Edamame".

My stomach still feels shitty since I drank. God dammit, why did I have to drink so fucking much? I will never drink cheap beer again. Big D says he is apparently fine and hasnt' felt sick at all, and I'm quite sure we drank the same amount, although I think he switched types of beers half way through the night. After a while I think he went with Hahn, which I would have, had I known you COULD have...

I haven't updated this in forever. sorry, baby. I don't remember to much anymore, except when I have something I want to show you, when you're not around. you got me thinking about writing again, so I wrote down some stuff this afternoon. I don't know what brought it around. I was nostalgic, I think. but, it's here for you to read if you'd like. I've recently come to realize that you never converse...

I'm so in love with this, no idea why. Haha. Srsly cool though.

I love my democrat internet friendz. calliope says: omf calliope says: and wtfpalin edna frau says: palin edna frau says: hahaha edna frau says: ahahaha calliope says: BAHAAAAHAAA edna frau says: really? he chose sarah palin edna frau says: hahahahaha calliope says: unreal calliope says: surreal edna frau says: ...

Okay, sorry I haven't updated this and I told you I would... but seriously, those twitter updates... the time it took me to write them was all the time I've had on the internet this week. Well, since last Tuesday, I guess. So, run down of what's happened? Well. Stew came back on Tuesday night, we got drunk on Wednesday, got a bottle of Jack Daniels on Thursday, drank it on Friday (we were so fucking...