Wow guys! Long time no...do this. That's crazy. Here it is at long last! Late on Tuesday, but on Tuesday nonetheless. We thought we might wait until Thursday to make it like old times, but then we figured, we never had patience in the old days anyway, so why start now? I just personally wanted to thank all of you for being so patient, because you are all so patient—way more patient than I am, for...

SCENE: Six Months Ago. The internet. [RAVE HAS SIGNED ON] Jaida: Oh my god it's you! Rave: Oh my god it's you! Jaida: So how about we work on Shoebox! Rave: Awesome! Let me just unpack these seven hundred boxes, find a job that pays money, and endure a couple of ill-fated personal relationships. BRB! Jaida: Rockin'. SCENE: Five Months Ago. The internet. [JAIDA HAS SIGNED ON] Rave: Oh my god...

HI GUYS. All delay on the next part of Shoebox is totally my fault--for which I prostrate myself at your feet and also, check to make sure "prostate" is not the word I want here, which it isn't, so all's well. You're the best and most forgiving group of people in the entire world, and my apologies will never be satisfactory. To be truthful, I have been working on the awful hideous beast that is my...

Well, we know that we promised a new part when everyone had fully digested Book 7, and it's been a couple of months. But let's face it: that book was pretty thick, and books are in general fibrous to begin with, and only a goat could digest a book of that size that quickly. ALSO, dorkorific had the absolute gall to get on with her life and move halfway across the country, while I had to edit...

So this one time we and our girlfriend Jojo (we call her Jojo) were getting our monthly pedicure with pure-gold nail polish, taking the Cosmo quiz and eating truffles, and all of a sudden she goes "Oh my god, girls, I have totally no idea what to do with this last Harry Whoever book and it's destroying me, I can barely get out of bed, I swear even tickling the cabana boy with a long pink feather...

Hallo my pumpkin pies. 2006 is winding up, and there has not been a new part in a long time--for which we are both very sincerely sorry. This semester has been a rough one. I know that Rave is working on the dread pirate thesis, and I...well, I take Japanese. So, hopefully, I will be wily enough to ensnare Rave in a Shoebox tango for some sort of generally-in-the-area-kind-of-seasonal-f or-all-your...

Hallo all you boxers! This isn't an update (so sorry!) but it is a little announcement that all of you who are interested should go out today, snag a copy of the Wall Street Journal and check out the article on the front page of the Pursuits section entitled Rewriting the Rules of Fiction , an article about fans, fanfiction, the fan community, fan generated content and the like -- it has a little...

* It's not that Sirius minds the outdoors. Sirius actually quite enjoys the outdoors. He likes the smell of decaying woody things, the bright clarity of the air, the echo of small animal sounds and leaves shifting and it's all very pleasant, under normal circumstances. But the circumstances aren't normal, and today the woods are making him antsy. "I don't like it," he says again. He has...

Once again, a part two big to fit into one post. Hope you all enjoy it, and thanks for being so patient with us! Part Twenty-Five August, 1977 TO M. M. Keeper of my dungbombs among other things I've got something in my teeth, if you were here I could make you tell me what it is (WITH YOUR TONGUE HAR HAR) but as it stands I just poke at it with my nails and pester James or I did...

okay uh! So it has come to our attention that some people are curious whether Shoebox is over, which is hardly to be wondered at given that, you know, it has been like a million years. But no! it isn't over. Jaida and I continue to adore shoebox (or "the SB" as we call it between ourselves, as in "This is how we do it in the SB, bitch!") But unfortunately we both have jobs right now, and, you know...