I haven't even been on Livejournal in a long while. About a month. Sorries. I suppose it's like I've got a little less to say. I have things I really want to get out, but I've gotten into this weird habit where I actually communicate with live human beings. I think it to be real unhealthy, myself. Interactions, and verbal communication. Blehck! My voice is starting to go, because of this. Real unhealthy...

Sometimes you don't do something wrong, but you act a certain way, and it makes you feel almost as if something was done. I mean that you feel like something wrong was done. In reality, nothing was done, nothing wrong anyway, but your feelings and actions make everything a little wonky. This is where I am at this exact moment. I sensed some bad vibes, and decided that the end of the afternoon would...

Where the fuck HAVE I been? Where have I been anyway? Sleeping at someone elses home for a little over a week now, I've come to feel a little bit like I'm taking advantage of a good situation. But then, I'm deeply wanted there, so I dont feel so bad anymore. I keep getting that Fray song stuck in my head. It's old now, but god damn if it doesn't get jammed up my mind. How DO you save a life, anyway...

"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity." George S. Patton Fuck you George S. Patton. That is complete and utter bullshit. Telling people what to do will only surprise you with how completely incompetent they truly are. Example. Tell a man to dig a hole. If a shovel can not be found, the man is likely to go watch TV. Never mind that...

Jam a bunch of people together in a tight space like a bus or the subway and something crazy is bound to happen. What's the most memorable thing you've seen on mass transit? View other answers What must have been an 80 pound transvestite in about 30 pounds of makeup, fur, and zebra print clothing. Had a big gym bag, smelt like fried chicken, and would talk to anyone 5 seats away...

When times are tough or you're feeling down, what's the one food you can count on to make you feel better? View other answers You're fat for asking that question.

So the joke goes, that a man is concerned that "she'll be my last one". "She'll be the only woman I'll ever fuck for the rest of my life", and this upsets him. But like I said, this is the joke. The reality is that the majority of men realize "if I can trick this woman into staying with me for the rest of my life, I'll always have someone to fuck!" This is the reality. I think a lot about love and...

26-year-old actor Matt Smith was anointed as the eleventh Doctor Who this week. If you were in charge of casting, who would you cast as your ideal Doctor and why? Submitted by norikoandshuya View other answers *spoodge* Gary Oldman has always been my ideal pick. Charismatic, fresh, wise, spunky. He's got the energy as well as the chops to pull off a 900 year old Time...

...life is good again. How're you? I'm diggin' this 2009 thing.

No matter what their budget is, everyone loves a bargain. What item or object do you love the most that cost you the least? View other answers genuine affection.