Temperatures exceeded 34 degrees yesterday. Outside, which is always lower than inside. I didn't stick around to see how high it would get in here. I woke up at 4:30AM, with my pillow damp, my sheets moist, and a desperate need for water. Which I immediately procured. I noted that the temperature inside was still 31 degrees. Consequently, I implemented an emergency cooling protocol. I opened all doors...
So I'm sitting here at the gym front desk, with the TV on nearby and turned on to the Olympics. (Wasn't my idea.) And a commercial comes on for McDonalds. You have all the kids talking about how they want to do certain sports. And the girls are fluent about what they want, while the boys can only pantomime, of course... Except the last guy, who looks at his cup and says, "I want to be the best...mascot...
Your result for The supervillain Archetype Test... The Megalomaniac Ambitious, Intelligent, Calculating The Megalomaniac is the most prestigious of super-villain classes. If anyone is ever going to rule the world, it will probably be you. Your maingoal in life is power and domination, you have the tools to do it, and you know it. Megalomaniacs are intelligent and forceful, and they...
Haven't caught the mouse yet. But there's nothing like waking up, grabbing a nice double-chocolate muffin, going to the computer and taking a yummy bite, swallowing...and then finding about a hundred tiny black ants starting to swarm over your hand, from that nice, lovely muffin you just took a bite from. The ants, of course, are trying to carry off bits of the muffin before they too are consumed...
Wearing nothing but glasses and shoes. I heard some quiet rustling this morning in my room. Managed to persuade myself that it was just a stack or two of paper shifting. But I just saw it running across the floor. It's unmistakeable. I have a mouse in my house. Must have come in through the open kitchen window. Never happened before, but now that it has, that window's shut. The other one is staying...
