Meru: Maybe I should make a cover band called "Black ABBAth," and it would be ABBA... sung in a metal way.

"I'm a Chen-chilla!" -Beverly Chen (owner of chinchillas Sushi and Sake)

And now, topology.

So I've buttered a piece of bread, and I'm slicing some cheese, when the cheddar's all, yeah? you think you can cut me that thin? we'll see, bitch! and we fight a while and I keep cuttin and the slices are thicker than I want, and he's all, yeah, you like that, and I'm all, you know what, dude and I stick'im on the piece of bread in the frying pan and turn on the heat. He's all oh, you think it's that...

Stiff seems like rather an unfortunate last name. Beverly (the roommie, though I'm awfully tempted to say "the woman," and perhaps will henceforth) is vacuuming, so I can't actually hear my music. I'm studying for quals. YAY. Bat 1: Hey, what's up? Bat 2: Just hanging around. Thank you. I'll be going to bed now.

And that was a joke.

You know, Meru is really sweet. He's still checking my livejournal. Well, Meru, I'm finally giving you something to see, in your many disappointing trips here. I love you. On a different note, I'm pretty sure everyone else has stopped reading this, so no one's going to care what I put up here. Maybe it's time for some nekkid pictures.

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"Die and be damned! and figo for they friendship!" Pistol to Fluellen, who doesn't think Nym (Pistol's ex-friend) should be executed; The Life of King Henry the Fifth 3.6.56 "Will you shog off?" Nym to Pistol; The Life of King Henry the Fifth 2.1.43 "Scurvy jack-dog priest!" Caius of Evans, who thinks Anne Page should marry Slender, not Caius; The Merry Wives of Windsor 2.3.55 "If he were opened...

"He's a most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise-breaker, the owner of no one good quality." A lord advising Bertram about Parolles; All's Well That Ends Well 3.6.9-11 "Why, then you should discover a brace of unmeriting, proud, violent, testy magistrates, alias fools." Menius telling Brutus and Sicinius what they would see if they could see themselves; Coriolanus 2.1.39...