Tags: xander anya lotr giles drabble x-over crackfic btvs
Published : 1 year ago (Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:29:18 PDT)
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Title Crime and Pun-ishment
Rating G
Word Count100
FandomsBTVS/LOTR/WTF?
CharactersAnya, Giles, Xander, Sam
A/N: So my muse has been stubbornly silent until the silly thing started nagging at me to write something in responsethis drabble by ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) beer_good_foamy
which is from this battle of the bad LOTR puns.
So here it is and like so many silly things I've done, I blame it on the beer.
Crime and Pun-ishment
"Really Anya, this is most unseemly," Giles protested.
"This sneaky little hobbit stole my ring and he won't tell me where he's hidden it." Anya responded picking up the chicken foot and holding it menacingly over the soles of Sam's trembling feet.
" I'll never tell you where it is. It's Mr. Frodo's ring and you've got no right to it."
"I bought that ring with money which makes it mine and if tickling your unusually hairy feet doesn't make you tell me. I'll find something that does."
"It won't be easy Anya," Xander warned. "He's a hard hobbit to break" |
