I tried Darth Vader Cock. I got... a picture of some sort of animal dick. I think. I don't think I want to click that. Oh, it's a horse penis with maggots coming out of it. click Oh, that wasn't so bad. How about the most horrible thing in the world? ... ... that's not even close. How about the worst comedian ever? That's weird, it just started working again. Okay, how about ...
I've been trying to save most of the Internet that I like since I was a kid. I swear to Christ, it cannot be done. It just cannot. Even with something limited... you can't catch 'em all, kids. Not that I haven't tried, but still: god DAMN. The current thing impeding my progress: people protecting their images. E-Hentai started hosting non-pornographic material... ... like Sailor Moon image ...
I remember when I was a kid. I was sitting in my room and a box elder bug came in. It was flying around, it tried to land on my head, and I knocked it off. There it sat on the pull-out portion of my heavy wooden desk. I looked down at it; it looked up at me. And it started shaking. For a day and a half, I adopted it as a pet. I named him "Shakey". The weird part about Shakey was that, he ...
Suicidal depression + = heroic BSOD I feel alone, like she's never going to come. Baby owl with a fake baby mother because the baby owl's mother is dead. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
I don't fucking believe this. It's a thin package. On the side, it says "DO NOT BEND" in bright red letters. ... SO THEY BENT IT. AND NOW THE FUCKING POSTER IS CREASED. THEY FUCKING RUINED IT. LOOK AT THIS SHIT IT WAS A FUCKING PRESENT YOU COCKSUCKERS UPS DID THIS. I'm never, ever fucking using them again. I gave them a Damaged Package report-- they said they'd take the package and my...
"Sex between a man and a woman is the creation of life." ... ... what about a hermaphrodite having sex with a lady? Didn't think about that one, did you?
http://www.startribune.com/local/69411312.html?elr=KArks:DCiUHc3E7_V_nDaycUiacyKUnciaec8O7EyUr "How would same-sex marriage hurt your marriage?" ... ... I... don't know? Probably not a lot, seeing as we're the same sex. Obvious troll is obvious, but let's play the game. Marriage is a universal human institution. Across the world and throughout history, it's been exclusively male-female....
