via docbrite:

First, the rules:

1. You must answer yes or no.
2. You may not explain unless someone asks you to.

I think #2 is silly -- some answers beg explanation! -- but I'll adhere to the rules. If you want answers, ask in comments.

Have you ever....

Taken a picture naked? No (though I have of someone else)
Made money illegally? No
Had a one-night stand? Yes
Been in a fistfight? No (though I have been punched)
Slept with your best friend? No (though girlfriends often feel like best friends)
Had sex in a public place? Yes
Ditched work to have sex? No
Slept with a member of the same sex? No
Seen someone die? No
Run from the police? No
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? No
Worn your partner's unmentionables? No
Fallen asleep at work? Yes
Used toys in the bedroom? Yes
Run a red light? No
Been fired? No
Been in a car accident? Yes
Pole danced or done a striptease? No
Loved someone you shouldn't? Yes
Sung karaoke? Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No
Caught someone having sex? Yes
Kissed a perfect stranger? No
Shaved your partner? No
Given your private parts a nickname? No
Gone in public without underwear? Yes
Had sex on a rooftop? No
Played chicken? No
Mooned/flashed someone? Yes
Slept naked? Yes
Blacked out from drinking? No
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? Yes
Been with someone because they were in a band? No
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? No
Shot a gun? Yes
Gone outside naked? No

SHOCKING!