~You Stuff~
001. What is your name? Dave
002. Spell your name backwards: evad
003. Date of birth: Nov. 6th 1987
004. Male or female? male
005. Astrological sign: scorpio
006. Nicknames: Gargantuan,
007. Occupation? Student/candyman
008. Height: 6 ft 2
009. Weight: enough to crush you
010. Hair color: brown
011. Eye color: hazel
012. Where were you born? St. Francis Hospital
013. Where do you reside now? hamilton, NJ
014. Age: 17
015. Screen names: Macsbac2tapthat
016. E-mail addy: ballisticsmandw3
017. What does your screen name stand for? Mac was an old nickname of mine.
018. What is your Live Journal name? Oneway2hell
019. What does your diary name stand for? NO matter how good you think you are, there is only one way 2 hell.
020. Pets: none are mine but I live with a bird and and a pony/dog
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? Like 9 my family is ghetto lol
022. Piercings? Nope and never
023. Tattoos? None just yet
024. Shoe size: 15
025. Righty or lefty? righty
026. Wearing: jeans and a hoody. Standard outfit.
027. Hearing: xmas songs on b 101
028. Feeling: tired
029. Eating/drinking: water

~Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? Hahahaha NO
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? a bunch, but never once meant it outside of family.
063. How many people have you been in love with? Ahh doesn’t take long to count to 0
064. How many people have you kissed? 5
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? No and never
066. How many people have you dated? 0 g/f’s
067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Eyes, freakin brain cells used and available, common sense, humor, laid back.
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Tone of voice, eyes, smile.
069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? Refer to 067.
070. Do you have a bf/gf? no
071. If so where did you meet them? N/A
072. What do you like most about your bf/gf? N/A
073. Do you have a crush right now? Yea, a couple
074. If so who is it? Eh, they’ll find out soon enough and if somethin happens (lol) you’ll all know soon enough.
075.Do you believe in love at first sight? Sry but no
076. Do you remember your first love? Hahaha yea.. my first crush was amanda mihalic in the 2nd grade. Lmao!
077. Who is the first person you kissed? Goin a bit too far back.
078. Do you believe in fate? yes
079. Do you believe in soul mates? yea
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? Oh god, if I do she’ll be insane. lol

~Family Stuff~
104. How many siblings do you have? one
105. What are your parents names? Nanci and Albert
106. What are your siblings names? Sarah
107. How many siblings does your mother have? 5.
108. How many siblings does your father have? 2
109. Where are your parents from? dad: NY mom: NJ
111. Does your family get together for holidays? yeah
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? na
113. Any medical problems run through your family? Lyme disease.. stop there.
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? no.
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? no
116. Are your parents divorced? nope.
117. Do you have step parents? Still no
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Well if you take in nick, v, and a few others then.. yea.
119. If so for what? Well if you ever wondered why I hate stupidity, sluts, ho’s, fuckin morons, they are the main reason.
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? my grandparents come from Italy, Germany, and the others from greece.

~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Ahh Eminem-Mosh/Metallica some kind of monster/ and the fifth symphony by beethoven (if you understand music fluently it becomes a language)
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? none.
123. What's the best cd you own? Ahh prolly SOAD- Toxicity.
124. What song do you absolutely hate? Eh.. theres just too many bad bands, bad lyrics, to pick one.
125. Do you sing in the shower? no
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? Ah.. don’t really have a special someone. However k ci and Jo jo all my life is one of those overly sweet sentimental crap songs isn’t it?


~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
127. Pink: Damn britney spears, shes so pretty that just aint me.
128. Aerosmith: Dream on Dream on Dream on Dream until your dreams gone.
129. Madonna: Like a virgin
130. Korn: Make me bad…
131. Backstreet Boys: We are… all faggots.
132. The Beatles: fuck.. horrid blankout. NEXT!
133. Sublime: Never had to battle with my bulletproof vest.
134. J.Lo: waiting for tonightt
135. *Nsync: Bye bye bye
136. Limp Bizkit: I did it all for the nookie.
137. Britney Spears: Hit me baby one more time. (abusive psycho)
138. Creed: Eh.. Fuck those homos. May they all get aids from their b/f’s.
139. Enrique Iglesias: I can be your hero baby..
140. Good Charlotte: um, sry don’t listen to them
141. Christina Aguilera: Dirty… ho bag. lol
142. Eminem: People up top on the side and the middle let’s all come together and stomp just a little. All you see is a sea of some white and some black.. etc etc etc
143. New Found Glory: I'd still pick my friends over you
144. Kelly Clarkson: umm..
145. Kelly Osbourne: papa don't preach
146. Mandy Moore: don’t listen to.. next!
147. Eve: nope
148. Aaliyah: sry don’t care, shes dead and wasn’t that great when she was alive. NEXT!
149. Nelly: Jesus christ.. stupid bitch.. NEXT!
150. Alicia Keys: Oh my god… NEXT
151. Incubus: Fuck this shit!!!


~Favorites~
152. Color: Black or red
153. Food: shrimp or pasta
154. Song: Eh Stand Up, Mosh, and stairway to heaven.
155. Show: The Shield
156. School subject: don’t have one in particular
157. Band/singer: SOAD, The Almond bros, etc etc
158. Animal: anything that’s not a rodent or bigger then me.
159. Outfit: jeans and a hoody
160. Radio station: Q102, B101
161. Movie: Godfather, Star Wars, THE REPLACEMENTS. Many comdians on DVD (George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock funniest comedians since 1977)
162. Pair of shoes: New Balance
163. Cartoon: don’t have one
164. Actor: Gene Hackman, Al Pacino
165. Actress: Im gonna be fitz here “LINDSEY LOHAN” lol jp fitz
166. Potato chip: don’t eat them
167. Drink: ice tea
168. Alcholic drink: um can’t drink. But I liked robbing the drunk ones.. they’re so STUPID.
169. Holiday: christmas
170. Perfume/cologne: curve for guys. Angel or cucumber melon for girls. (not angel the fuckin ho bag I kno.. the perfume ppl)
171. Pizza topping: none
172. Jello flavor: jello… eww *pietrow hahaha
173. Lunch meat: roast beef
174. Board game: Monopoly
175. Video game: DDR, GTA.
176. Website: lj, and profile.
177. Book: Harry potter
178. Computer game: don’t have one
179. Number: 42215
180. Cereal: nope
181. Comedian: chris rock, george carlin, and richard pryor. Def. The best of the best. Political- GC modern- CR racial-RP The true kings of stand up.
182. Dessert: ice cream of some sort
183. Disney character: eh… daffy’s cool cuz of disney’s ddr for ps1.
184. Clothing store: AE, old navy
185. Pasttime: hanging with friends, being mean as hell and crackin on ppl. Drop the accent and I could be a diff. Version of simon
186. Teacher: 7th grade Bald Man Taylor
187. Childhood toy: video games…. Hasn’t changed.
188. Carnival game/ride: the zipper
189. Candy bar: um skittles.
190. Magazine: maxim.. the funniest shit ever.
191. Salad dressing: ranch
192. Thing to do on the weekend: eh music, friends, sometimes HW
193. Hot drink: hot chocolate
194. Season: fall or spring
195. Sport to watch: GOLF! Lol fuck no, stupid homos use up precious water and land. I do watch football, baseball, and a couple others here and there.
196. Person to talk to online: Jess, fitz, kelly*, melissa, etc.


~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? Many colors
198. What color are your bedroom walls? Brown.. I don’t like them
199. Do you have posters on your wall? yes
200. If so of what? LP, GTA SA map, etc
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? yes
202. How many pillows are on your bed? 3
203. What do you normally sleep in? ahh pajama’s or shorts and a shirt.
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: don’t have ne
205. What size bed do you have? King
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? Yup.. waterbed : )
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? no
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? No, I listen to it.
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: eh, I was pissed off, and some chemical imbalance thing was so insane that I killed people and figured it was no big deal, I had no morals or conscience. (yes.. I was dreaming.. few douchebags I kno who are thinkin otherwise)
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? nope
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? Eh about 5
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? Uh, dunno
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? no
214. Do you snore? yup
215. How about drool? Not that I kno of
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yeah
217. What color is the carpet in your room? I have cement thank ya very much lol
218. What's under your bed? DRUGS!!! Oops I mean theres drawers.


~This or that~
219. Coke/Pepsi: neither
220. Doughnuts/bagels: donuts
221. Day/night: night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: theyre both retarded.
223. Heaven/hell: heaven
224. Hugs/Kisses: hmm.. depends on the person.
225. Coffee/tea: um.. neither
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: hamburgers
227. Rap/rock: rock
228. Britney/Christina: both need to move to zanzabar and stop wasting cd’s by making what they call music.
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: american
230. Real World/Road Rules: Road Rules
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: Homo’s both of them.
232. Silver/gold: silver
233. Nike/Adidas: adidas
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: mcdonalds
235. Sweet/sour: sweet
236. Punk/emo: eh.. I guess punk.
237. Hot/cold: cold
238. Winter/summer: winter
239. Spring/fall: fall
240. Operas/plays: plays.
241. Read/watch tv: tv
242. Cd's/tapes: cds
243. Dvd's/vhs: dvds
244. Old/new: new
245. Shorts/skirts: um.. I think I just might have to go with shorts.
246. Pink/red: red
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: black and white
248. Meat/vegetables: meat
249. Mexican food/chinese food: chinese
250. Commercials/infomercials: neither both retarded.
251. Scary movies/comedies: comedies are greatness.
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: hmm.. NEXT!
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: sandals
254. Dogs/cats: cats.
255. Unicorns/fairies: unicorns… crazy awesome creature.
256. Water/land: land… you can’t drown as easy you just have to worry about getting mugged.
257. Sugar/spice: sugar
258. Black/white: black
259. Ribbons/bows: ribbons
260. Chicken/beef: CHICKEN.. great stuff.
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: colored damnet!
262. Cars/trucks: cars
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: james bond
264. Popcorn/pretzels: popcorn
265. Hip-hop/Rock: rock
266. Passionate kiss/peck: umm.. NEXT! (come on you want my freakin social security card with this?)
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: fuck both.. they’re fake.
268. Back rub/foot massage:
269. Picture frames/photo albums: photo albums
270. Pens/pencils: pens


~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: greatness.. : )
272. Virgins: stronger then non-virgins. (fact!)
273. God: def. there
274. The Osbournes: amusing as fuck
275. Reality TV: eh.. boring.
276. J.Lo: hot, but so annoying
277. Religion: eh, it’s ok but so controversial.
278. Emo music: Fuck it, little fags need to die.
279. Valentine's Day: eh, depends on the situation.
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: um.. didn’t notice it
281. Homosexuals: depends on who… some are cool some need to be burned at the stake.
282. Abortion: hell yes! Their decision you want the kid to be born.. you take his ass.
283. Inter-racial relationships: Nope… sry but society won’t accept it, so stop making life more difficult for yourself.
284. Murder: eh, sometimes is a great thing.
285. Death: young person-sad old person- moved on to somewhere better then a coma.
286. Obesity: gross.
287. Pre-marital sex: yes.. If you don’t know what they’re like before hand… that’d be a horrible surprise.
288. Terrorism: kill those brown bastards. (sry but have you ever seen a white or black national anti-US terrorist?)
289. Pornography: Stimulates economy!! Go for it lol
290. Fortune tellers: eh, 90% at least BULLSHIT!!
291. Threesomes: depends… severly. Fat ppl are… well, exactly. DEPENDS
292. Prostitution: is just another words for AIDS. But they should make money off it. Legalize tax and give money to national deficit.
294. Country music: stupid freakin losers… hope they all burn. Country is slow, depressing out of beat rap.
295. George W. Bush: no, im democrat moron.
296. Cloning: not humans… that’d be so fucking insane.
297. Britney's boobs: eh, lots of plastic.. lots of money once again stimulating economy and keeping the rich.. well rich.
298. Gas prices in America: a bunch of bullshit.


~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
( no offense to anyone who reads this and has these names)
299. Jack: Jack Kennedy.
300. Tiffany: crazy ass teacher.
301. Ben: Ben stiller
302. Maria: soph. chick
303. Jennifer: jen.. lopez
304. Nicole: god.. theres so many
305. Amy: aunt amy
306. Adam: cousin
307. Richard: Simmons.. lol
308. Justin: usually a pansy name. (ie justin timberlake)
309. Arnold: schwarzeneger
310. Tom: Thoresen.. fuckin psycho lol
311. Melissa: Folk
312. Charlotte: Virginia… hicks.
313. Harold: eh, next!
314. John: fitzbitz!!!
315. Joel: Billy joel
316. Vanessa: carlton
317. Michelle: Carusso.. (ooh nm lol)
318. Kevin: danielsssssss fuckin need to burn that kid! J bring the guillotine back do something!!!
319. Brent: uhh, isn’t that some tool? lol
320. Jake: um don’t kno one
321. Billy: Picatagi
322. Sarah: Sister
323. Natalie: drunk ho.
324. Christy: nothing
325. Nick: IHANN
326. Linda: crazy loser needs to die aunt of mine
327. Taylor: um..
328. Jordan: color guard
329. Jaime: peoples
330. Adrian: Markowski


~Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? no
332. Been on a diet? Not that I recall.
333. Been to a foreign country? Yea technically
334. Broken a bone? Nope.. fractured a thumb. (never shattered anything tho..)
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? no.
336. Swear at a teacher? Yup. Thank god they don’t hear me.
337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instant messages? yes
338. Got in a fight? Nope.. threaten, and I may burn their car and they may happen to be in it, but I try to avoid violence.. : )
339. Dated a teacher? No.. but hey Ms. C.. lmao
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Nope
341. Thought about killing your enemy? Hell yes, hey I’m doing that right now! Lol
342. Gone skinny dipping? Nope.. little too weird for me
343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? Eh.. my friends with lj’s yea. But I don’t go seeking others that I don’t kno
344. Told a little white lie? Yup, I do at lest 80943985859302 a day.
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? prolly
346 Used a foreign object to masturbate? Of course not! But my friend does have this thing I used as a sludge hammer by accident… lol
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? probably
348. Been on tv? Yes, but HTV… I don’t kno how much that counts.
349. Been on the radio? nope
350. Been in a mosh pit? No, I’d start beating ppl with my wallet
351. Been to a concert? yes
352. Dated one of your best friends? No, most of my friends are guys.
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? Nope sry unless family get killed, I don’t cry over anyone.
354. Decieved somebody close to you? Eh, only when they screwed me over first.
355. Broken the law? Well if you consider robbing, defacing, stealing, traffic rules all laws then yes I’ve fractured a few.
356. Been to a rodeo? Fuck that.
357. Been on a talk show? nope
358. Been on a game show? no
359. Been on an airplane? yes
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? No, my luck I’ll fall off that shit
361. Came close to dying? Eh.. the closest was having lyme as a baby but I lucked out with great medicine.
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? No, once again never had one.
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? prolly
364. Terrorized a babysitter? nope
365. Made a mud pie? Fuck no
366. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff? nope.
367. Snuck out of the house at night? Uhh.. na, my mom doesn’t care when I leave and come home.
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? Lol haha if I get that drunk just start workin on my headstone.
369. Had an eating disorder? Nope.
370. Felt like you didn't belong? Yes, fuckin rich ppl should start acting normal for a change.
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? Hell yes, that’s why I began to hate over.. “loving” couples.
372. Smoked? Nope… seen some really freaky shit from it.
373. Done drugs? Nope.. would like to sell them though! Lol jp jp
374. Stolen money from a poor person begging on the street? No, they’re not gonna have much anyway. No point to it. (rob the rich!!)
375. Had your tonsils removed? Yes indeed
376. Gone to camp? Yes.. leadership camp. hahahaha
377. Won a bet? Yes.. I used to bet lots with cards
378. Written a love letter? Nope sry, I’ll just speak it out
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? Eh yea. But in the end we both hate each other!! Wooh!
380. Written a love poem? Fuck no, I hate all poems of all sorts.
381. Kissed in the rain? Ehh not that I recalled.
382. Slow danced with someone you love? Nope, don’t love anyone outside of family and well.. flyz/kelly.
383. Participated in cyber sex? God no. I’m not that fuckin weird.
384. Faked an orgasm? That would be an amazing talent if I could do that…
385. Stolen a kiss? nope
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? Eh a couple.
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? Uhh once again… no.
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? NOPE…
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? No.. never been pulled over yet.
390. Done jail time? Hahaha na. Im still 17
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? Yea, gay ass friendly’s hope that place burns.
392. Won a trophy? yup
393. Thrown up in public? Na thank god.
394. Bowled a perfect game? Fuck no I got like a 75 when I play.
395. Failed/got held back? nope
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? Fuck no I don’t look like Rich M.
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? Hmm.. NO
398. Taken ballet lessons? Lol yea fuckin right.. look at me!
399. Attempted suicide? Nope but I try to get ppl I don’t like to attempt suicide. : )
400. Cut yourself? Um by accident while cooking. But I don’t slit my wrists.. if I was to kill myself Id go to the sears tower bitch. Take a few helpless ppl with me!! : )


~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? Fuck no
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? Um.. I don’t think so
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? no
404. Did you play Simon Says? Eh yea sometimes.
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? nope
406. Did you wet the bed? No
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? Yea when I was really little
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? What.. I didn’t even know that weird crap existed
409. Were you shy? Yes.. until 9th grade.
410. Were you spoiled? Yeah.. to a point.
411. Were you abused? Eh abused is such a bendy word.
412. Did you go to the circus? yes
413. Did you go to the zoo? yes
414. Were you in a car accident? Nope, lucked out.
415. Did you build snowmen? yep
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? Na, once I hit like 9 I got used to pain from karate.
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? no
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? Yes.. they’re so amusing. (just watch ace ventura when nature calls)
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? nope
420. Were you afraid of the dark? I was so afraid, when I was yonger
421. Did you have slumber parties? Nope.. was anti-social till I was about 12
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? No, I never liked them.
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? nope
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? Of course

~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? sure
426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: cup, pencil, glass
427. Do you have any hidden talents? My crazy freakin arms!! LOL
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? don't care.. don’t watch it much ne more
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? Aldult film entertainer.. err I mean Action
430. What would your movie star name be? Umm.. my name
431. Do you play any sports? Not ne more
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? Don’t watch scary movies… they’re retarded. I’m too realistic about them.
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Um.. the replacements. So funny!
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? Oh god, any disney move will do.
435. Do you drive? Yes!
436. What is your dream car? Shelby GT 500, or a TANK!!!
437. Do you think you're good looking? Eh, people have told me I am, but I don’t put myself up.
438. Do others think you are good looking? A few apparently.
439. Would you ever sky dive? Def. It seems like so much fun. But I would wanna try and swan dive into SOMEONE on the ground!!
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Fuck no, please just an overgrown ape. Theyre everywhere.
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? Eh like 93247809523865ish I Don’t kno damnet laziness has taken over. NEXT!
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? nope.
443. Do you believe in God? yes
444. Do you believe in Satan? yes
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? yes
446. Do you believe there is a hell? yes
447. Do you own a pool table? nope
448. Do you have a pool? yup
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Yes it’s a great thing
450. Do you like chocolate? yes
451. Who/what is on your 2004calendar? Um.. my mom makes our calendars. hahaha
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? Ahh been through about 17-20.
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? yes
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Oompa lumpa bitch!!
456. What is your weakness? umm.. I guess in a way I’m cold hearted. (I usually don’t forgive ppl if there life freakin depends on it)
457. Name something you can't get enough of: music
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: crazy, puffy (hair ppl), gargantuan
459. How many kids do you want to have? 0
460. Future daughters names: -
461. Future sons names: -
462. What is your ideal way to die? Being 93 and riding my wheel chair off of a plane about 29,000 feet above Manhattan!! : )
463. How do you release stress? Umm.. I break stuff, shun ppl, and many other things. (IHANN is a good example of this)
464. Are you a trendy person? Nope.. got a trench coat enough said.
465. Are you an artistic person? Not in the land of paint and pencil.
466. Are you a realistic person? Extremly
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? no
468. Are you a strong person? Yes.
469. Are you a strong willed person? Yes, I enjoy stealing from drunk ppl how much more will do you need?
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? Nintendo.. bastards wont leave me alone.
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Um… I would like to say fitz.. but I cant remember from yesterday afternoon.
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? Yea, they’re gay.
473. Are you a deep sleeper? yup
474. Are you a good story teller? Im ok.
475. What do you believe is your best quality? Eh my persality/crazy arms.
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? Piano and drums.
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? candles
478. Do you do yoga? Fuck no, I’d break my body.
479. Do you have your own credit card? no
480. Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? Invest some, buy lots of shit, and have some ppl killed.
481. Do you have a check book? nope
482. Do you like your driver's license picture? Yea it was amusing
483. Do you tan easily? Hell yea, I turn black
484. What color is your hair naturally? brown
485. How many fillings do you have? 2
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? 0.. but my dentist is a whiny bitch. “oh you’re still not brushing your teeth well enough! Fuck you lady! Theres no cavities and my toothbrush ain’t made out of metal!”
487. Worst feeling in the world? I’d say… watching family leave. *mental Physical.. being burn alive while people are throwing large bricks at me.. *Seems really painful.
488. Best feeling in the world? I guess.. watching ppl you don’t like at all.. just move to zanzabar where their eaten alive by giant scorpions or sumthing amazing to that effect.
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? half full
490. Last thing you downloaded? Um.. don’t download. Download=virus
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? Almost never
492. What do you think people think of you? they think i'm amusing. I say some stuff that most ppl with a good conscience could never say. IE: if you two are gonna FUCK then get the FUCK outta my house.
493. Are you a likeable person? Yea, just don’t piss me off.
494. Do you need therapy? I think I could use some.
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? No, but eh I don’t like medication
496. What the best way to be proposed to? Um.. dunno NEXT!
497. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UPS: who cares, that’s a retarded subject.
498. When are you moving? IM not
499. What's your favorite phrase? “could be worse, you could be dead” and “I hope I don’t yell FUCK right now. FUCK FUCK SHIT BITCH CRACK WHORE SLUT!!!” lol thanks for ur time… ttyl.
~You Stuff~
001. What is your name? Dave
002. Spell your name backwards: evad
003. Date of birth: Nov. 6th 1987
004. Male or female? male
005. Astrological sign: scorpio
006. Nicknames: Gargantuan,
007. Occupation? Student/candyman
008. Height: 6 ft 2
009. Weight: enough to crush you
010. Hair color: brown
011. Eye color: hazel
012. Where were you born? St. Francis Hospital
013. Where do you reside now? hamilton, NJ
014. Age: 17
015. Screen names: Macsbac2tapthat
016. E-mail addy: ballisticsmandw3
017. What does your screen name stand for? Mac was an old nickname of mine.
018. What is your Live Journal name? Oneway2hell
019. What does your diary name stand for? NO matter how good you think you are, there is only one way 2 hell.
020. Pets: none are mine but I live with a bird and and a pony/dog
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? Like 9 my family is ghetto lol
022. Piercings? Nope and never
023. Tattoos? None just yet
024. Shoe size: 15
025. Righty or lefty? righty
026. Wearing: jeans and a hoody. Standard outfit.
027. Hearing: xmas songs on b 101
028. Feeling: tired
029. Eating/drinking: water

~Guys/Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? Hahahaha NO
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? a bunch, but never once meant it outside of family.
063. How many people have you been in love with? Ahh doesn’t take long to count to 0
064. How many people have you kissed? 5
065. Have you ever kissed someone of the same sex? No and never
066. How many people have you dated? 0 g/f’s
067. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Eyes, freakin brain cells used and available, common sense, humor, laid back.
068. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Tone of voice, eyes, smile.
069. What type of guy/girl do you usually go for? Refer to 067.
070. Do you have a bf/gf? no
071. If so where did you meet them? N/A
072. What do you like most about your bf/gf? N/A
073. Do you have a crush right now? Yea, a couple
074. If so who is it? Eh, they’ll find out soon enough and if somethin happens (lol) you’ll all know soon enough.
075.Do you believe in love at first sight? Sry but no
076. Do you remember your first love? Hahaha yea.. my first crush was amanda mihalic in the 2nd grade. Lmao!
077. Who is the first person you kissed? Goin a bit too far back.
078. Do you believe in fate? yes
079. Do you believe in soul mates? yea
080. If so do you believe you'll ever find yours? Oh god, if I do she’ll be insane. lol

~Family Stuff~
104. How many siblings do you have? one
105. What are your parents names? Nanci and Albert
106. What are your siblings names? Sarah
107. How many siblings does your mother have? 5.
108. How many siblings does your father have? 2
109. Where are your parents from? dad: NY mom: NJ
111. Does your family get together for holidays? yeah
112. Do you have a drunk uncle? na
113. Any medical problems run through your family? Lyme disease.. stop there.
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? no.
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? no
116. Are your parents divorced? nope.
117. Do you have step parents? Still no
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? Well if you take in nick, v, and a few others then.. yea.
119. If so for what? Well if you ever wondered why I hate stupidity, sluts, ho’s, fuckin morons, they are the main reason.
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? my grandparents come from Italy, Germany, and the others from greece.

~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? Ahh Eminem-Mosh/Metallica some kind of monster/ and the fifth symphony by beethoven (if you understand music fluently it becomes a language)
122. What's the most embarrasing cd you own? none.
123. What's the best cd you own? Ahh prolly SOAD- Toxicity.
124. What song do you absolutely hate? Eh.. theres just too many bad bands, bad lyrics, to pick one.
125. Do you sing in the shower? no
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? Ah.. don’t really have a special someone. However k ci and Jo jo all my life is one of those overly sweet sentimental crap songs isn’t it?


~Okay, I Name An Artist And You Give A Lyric From Any One Of Their Songs!~
127. Pink: Damn britney spears, shes so pretty that just aint me.
128. Aerosmith: Dream on Dream on Dream on Dream until your dreams gone.
129. Madonna: Like a virgin
130. Korn: Make me bad…
131. Backstreet Boys: We are… all faggots.
132. The Beatles: fuck.. horrid blankout. NEXT!
133. Sublime: Never had to battle with my bulletproof vest.
134. J.Lo: waiting for tonightt
135. *Nsync: Bye bye bye
136. Limp Bizkit: I did it all for the nookie.
137. Britney Spears: Hit me baby one more time. (abusive psycho)
138. Creed: Eh.. Fuck those homos. May they all get aids from their b/f’s.
139. Enrique Iglesias: I can be your hero baby..
140. Good Charlotte: um, sry don’t listen to them
141. Christina Aguilera: Dirty… ho bag. lol
142. Eminem: People up top on the side and the middle let’s all come together and stomp just a little. All you see is a sea of some white and some black.. etc etc etc
143. New Found Glory: I'd still pick my friends over you
144. Kelly Clarkson: umm..
145. Kelly Osbourne: papa don't preach
146. Mandy Moore: don’t listen to.. next!
147. Eve: nope
148. Aaliyah: sry don’t care, shes dead and wasn’t that great when she was alive. NEXT!
149. Nelly: Jesus christ.. stupid bitch.. NEXT!
150. Alicia Keys: Oh my god… NEXT
151. Incubus: Fuck this shit!!!


~Favorites~
152. Color: Black or red
153. Food: shrimp or pasta
154. Song: Eh Stand Up, Mosh, and stairway to heaven.
155. Show: The Shield
156. School subject: don’t have one in particular
157. Band/singer: SOAD, The Almond bros, etc etc
158. Animal: anything that’s not a rodent or bigger then me.
159. Outfit: jeans and a hoody
160. Radio station: Q102, B101
161. Movie: Godfather, Star Wars, THE REPLACEMENTS. Many comdians on DVD (George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Chris Rock funniest comedians since 1977)
162. Pair of shoes: New Balance
163. Cartoon: don’t have one
164. Actor: Gene Hackman, Al Pacino
165. Actress: Im gonna be fitz here “LINDSEY LOHAN” lol jp fitz
166. Potato chip: don’t eat them
167. Drink: ice tea
168. Alcholic drink: um can’t drink. But I liked robbing the drunk ones.. they’re so STUPID.
169. Holiday: christmas
170. Perfume/cologne: curve for guys. Angel or cucumber melon for girls. (not angel the fuckin ho bag I kno.. the perfume ppl)
171. Pizza topping: none
172. Jello flavor: jello… eww *pietrow hahaha
173. Lunch meat: roast beef
174. Board game: Monopoly
175. Video game: DDR, GTA.
176. Website: lj, and profile.
177. Book: Harry potter
178. Computer game: don’t have one
179. Number: 42215
180. Cereal: nope
181. Comedian: chris rock, george carlin, and richard pryor. Def. The best of the best. Political- GC modern- CR racial-RP The true kings of stand up.
182. Dessert: ice cream of some sort
183. Disney character: eh… daffy’s cool cuz of disney’s ddr for ps1.
184. Clothing store: AE, old navy
185. Pasttime: hanging with friends, being mean as hell and crackin on ppl. Drop the accent and I could be a diff. Version of simon
186. Teacher: 7th grade Bald Man Taylor
187. Childhood toy: video games…. Hasn’t changed.
188. Carnival game/ride: the zipper
189. Candy bar: um skittles.
190. Magazine: maxim.. the funniest shit ever.
191. Salad dressing: ranch
192. Thing to do on the weekend: eh music, friends, sometimes HW
193. Hot drink: hot chocolate
194. Season: fall or spring
195. Sport to watch: GOLF! Lol fuck no, stupid homos use up precious water and land. I do watch football, baseball, and a couple others here and there.
196. Person to talk to online: Jess, fitz, kelly*, melissa, etc.


~Your Bedroom/Sleeping Habits~
197. What color are your sheets? Many colors
198. What color are your bedroom walls? Brown.. I don’t like them
199. Do you have posters on your wall? yes
200. If so of what? LP, GTA SA map, etc
201. Do you have a tv in your bedroom? yes
202. How many pillows are on your bed? 3
203. What do you normally sleep in? ahh pajama’s or shorts and a shirt.
204. Describe your favorite pair of pajamas: don’t have ne
205. What size bed do you have? King
206. Do you have a waterbed/bunkbed/daybed? Yup.. waterbed : )
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? no
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? No, I listen to it.
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: eh, I was pissed off, and some chemical imbalance thing was so insane that I killed people and figured it was no big deal, I had no morals or conscience. (yes.. I was dreaming.. few douchebags I kno who are thinkin otherwise)
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? nope
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? Eh about 5
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? Uh, dunno
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? no
214. Do you snore? yup
215. How about drool? Not that I kno of
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yeah
217. What color is the carpet in your room? I have cement thank ya very much lol
218. What's under your bed? DRUGS!!! Oops I mean theres drawers.


~This or that~
219. Coke/Pepsi: neither
220. Doughnuts/bagels: donuts
221. Day/night: night
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: theyre both retarded.
223. Heaven/hell: heaven
224. Hugs/Kisses: hmm.. depends on the person.
225. Coffee/tea: um.. neither
226. Hamburgers/hotdogs: hamburgers
227. Rap/rock: rock
228. Britney/Christina: both need to move to zanzabar and stop wasting cd’s by making what they call music.
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: american
230. Real World/Road Rules: Road Rules
231. Backstreet Boys/*Nsync: Homo’s both of them.
232. Silver/gold: silver
233. Nike/Adidas: adidas
234. McDonalds/Taco Bell: mcdonalds
235. Sweet/sour: sweet
236. Punk/emo: eh.. I guess punk.
237. Hot/cold: cold
238. Winter/summer: winter
239. Spring/fall: fall
240. Operas/plays: plays.
241. Read/watch tv: tv
242. Cd's/tapes: cds
243. Dvd's/vhs: dvds
244. Old/new: new
245. Shorts/skirts: um.. I think I just might have to go with shorts.
246. Pink/red: red
247. Colored pictures/black and white photos: black and white
248. Meat/vegetables: meat
249. Mexican food/chinese food: chinese
250. Commercials/infomercials: neither both retarded.
251. Scary movies/comedies: comedies are greatness.
252. Bikinis/one piece bathing suits: hmm.. NEXT!
253. Sandals/tennis shoes: sandals
254. Dogs/cats: cats.
255. Unicorns/fairies: unicorns… crazy awesome creature.
256. Water/land: land… you can’t drown as easy you just have to worry about getting mugged.
257. Sugar/spice: sugar
258. Black/white: black
259. Ribbons/bows: ribbons
260. Chicken/beef: CHICKEN.. great stuff.
261. Colored christmas lights/regular white christmas lights: colored damnet!
262. Cars/trucks: cars
263. Austin Powers/James Bond: james bond
264. Popcorn/pretzels: popcorn
265. Hip-hop/Rock: rock
266. Passionate kiss/peck: umm.. NEXT! (come on you want my freakin social security card with this?)
267. WWE wrestling/ real wrestling: fuck both.. they’re fake.
268. Back rub/foot massage:
269. Picture frames/photo albums: photo albums
270. Pens/pencils: pens


~What Is Your Opinion Of The Following~
271. Eminem: greatness.. : )
272. Virgins: stronger then non-virgins. (fact!)
273. God: def. there
274. The Osbournes: amusing as fuck
275. Reality TV: eh.. boring.
276. J.Lo: hot, but so annoying
277. Religion: eh, it’s ok but so controversial.
278. Emo music: Fuck it, little fags need to die.
279. Valentine's Day: eh, depends on the situation.
280. Christina Aguilera's comeback: um.. didn’t notice it
281. Homosexuals: depends on who… some are cool some need to be burned at the stake.
282. Abortion: hell yes! Their decision you want the kid to be born.. you take his ass.
283. Inter-racial relationships: Nope… sry but society won’t accept it, so stop making life more difficult for yourself.
284. Murder: eh, sometimes is a great thing.
285. Death: young person-sad old person- moved on to somewhere better then a coma.
286. Obesity: gross.
287. Pre-marital sex: yes.. If you don’t know what they’re like before hand… that’d be a horrible surprise.
288. Terrorism: kill those brown bastards. (sry but have you ever seen a white or black national anti-US terrorist?)
289. Pornography: Stimulates economy!! Go for it lol
290. Fortune tellers: eh, 90% at least BULLSHIT!!
291. Threesomes: depends… severly. Fat ppl are… well, exactly. DEPENDS
292. Prostitution: is just another words for AIDS. But they should make money off it. Legalize tax and give money to national deficit.
294. Country music: stupid freakin losers… hope they all burn. Country is slow, depressing out of beat rap.
295. George W. Bush: no, im democrat moron.
296. Cloning: not humans… that’d be so fucking insane.
297. Britney's boobs: eh, lots of plastic.. lots of money once again stimulating economy and keeping the rich.. well rich.
298. Gas prices in America: a bunch of bullshit.


~Name Game~
What Do You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?...
( no offense to anyone who reads this and has these names)
299. Jack: Jack Kennedy.
300. Tiffany: crazy ass teacher.
301. Ben: Ben stiller
302. Maria: soph. chick
303. Jennifer: jen.. lopez
304. Nicole: god.. theres so many
305. Amy: aunt amy
306. Adam: cousin
307. Richard: Simmons.. lol
308. Justin: usually a pansy name. (ie justin timberlake)
309. Arnold: schwarzeneger
310. Tom: Thoresen.. fuckin psycho lol
311. Melissa: Folk
312. Charlotte: Virginia… hicks.
313. Harold: eh, next!
314. John: fitzbitz!!!
315. Joel: Billy joel
316. Vanessa: carlton
317. Michelle: Carusso.. (ooh nm lol)
318. Kevin: danielsssssss fuckin need to burn that kid! J bring the guillotine back do something!!!
319. Brent: uhh, isn’t that some tool? lol
320. Jake: um don’t kno one
321. Billy: Picatagi
322. Sarah: Sister
323. Natalie: drunk ho.
324. Christy: nothing
325. Nick: IHANN
326. Linda: crazy loser needs to die aunt of mine
327. Taylor: um..
328. Jordan: color guard
329. Jaime: peoples
330. Adrian: Markowski


~Have You Ever....~
331. Mooned anyone? no
332. Been on a diet? Not that I recall.
333. Been to a foreign country? Yea technically
334. Broken a bone? Nope.. fractured a thumb. (never shattered anything tho..)
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? no.
336. Swear at a teacher? Yup. Thank god they don’t hear me.
337. Talked to an LJ member via e-mails or instant messages? yes
338. Got in a fight? Nope.. threaten, and I may burn their car and they may happen to be in it, but I try to avoid violence.. : )
339. Dated a teacher? No.. but hey Ms. C.. lmao
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? Nope
341. Thought about killing your enemy? Hell yes, hey I’m doing that right now! Lol
342. Gone skinny dipping? Nope.. little too weird for me
343. Met another LJ member in the flesh? Eh.. my friends with lj’s yea. But I don’t go seeking others that I don’t kno
344. Told a little white lie? Yup, I do at lest 80943985859302 a day.
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? prolly
346 Used a foreign object to masturbate? Of course not! But my friend does have this thing I used as a sludge hammer by accident… lol
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? probably
348. Been on tv? Yes, but HTV… I don’t kno how much that counts.
349. Been on the radio? nope
350. Been in a mosh pit? No, I’d start beating ppl with my wallet
351. Been to a concert? yes
352. Dated one of your best friends? No, most of my friends are guys.
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? Nope sry unless family get killed, I don’t cry over anyone.
354. Decieved somebody close to you? Eh, only when they screwed me over first.
355. Broken the law? Well if you consider robbing, defacing, stealing, traffic rules all laws then yes I’ve fractured a few.
356. Been to a rodeo? Fuck that.
357. Been on a talk show? nope
358. Been on a game show? no
359. Been on an airplane? yes
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? No, my luck I’ll fall off that shit
361. Came close to dying? Eh.. the closest was having lyme as a baby but I lucked out with great medicine.
362. Cheated on a bf/gf? No, once again never had one.
363. Gave someone a piggy back ride? prolly
364. Terrorized a babysitter? nope
365. Made a mud pie? Fuck no
366. Had a dream that you're falling off a cliff? nope.
367. Snuck out of the house at night? Uhh.. na, my mom doesn’t care when I leave and come home.
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? Lol haha if I get that drunk just start workin on my headstone.
369. Had an eating disorder? Nope.
370. Felt like you didn't belong? Yes, fuckin rich ppl should start acting normal for a change.
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? Hell yes, that’s why I began to hate over.. “loving” couples.
372. Smoked? Nope… seen some really freaky shit from it.
373. Done drugs? Nope.. would like to sell them though! Lol jp jp
374. Stolen money from a poor person begging on the street? No, they’re not gonna have much anyway. No point to it. (rob the rich!!)
375. Had your tonsils removed? Yes indeed
376. Gone to camp? Yes.. leadership camp. hahahaha
377. Won a bet? Yes.. I used to bet lots with cards
378. Written a love letter? Nope sry, I’ll just speak it out
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? Eh yea. But in the end we both hate each other!! Wooh!
380. Written a love poem? Fuck no, I hate all poems of all sorts.
381. Kissed in the rain? Ehh not that I recalled.
382. Slow danced with someone you love? Nope, don’t love anyone outside of family and well.. flyz/kelly.
383. Participated in cyber sex? God no. I’m not that fuckin weird.
384. Faked an orgasm? That would be an amazing talent if I could do that…
385. Stolen a kiss? nope
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? Eh a couple.
387. Had a friend steal your bf/gf? Uhh once again… no.
388. Watched the sunset/rise with someone you love? NOPE…
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? No.. never been pulled over yet.
390. Done jail time? Hahaha na. Im still 17
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? Yea, gay ass friendly’s hope that place burns.
392. Won a trophy? yup
393. Thrown up in public? Na thank god.
394. Bowled a perfect game? Fuck no I got like a 75 when I play.
395. Failed/got held back? nope
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? Fuck no I don’t look like Rich M.
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? Hmm.. NO
398. Taken ballet lessons? Lol yea fuckin right.. look at me!
399. Attempted suicide? Nope but I try to get ppl I don’t like to attempt suicide. : )
400. Cut yourself? Um by accident while cooking. But I don’t slit my wrists.. if I was to kill myself Id go to the sears tower bitch. Take a few helpless ppl with me!! : )


~Childhood Stuff~
401. Did you play with Barbies? Fuck no
402. Did you own Treasure Trolls? Um.. I don’t think so
403. Did you watch Beverly Hills 90210? no
404. Did you play Simon Says? Eh yea sometimes.
405. Did you watch Fraggle Rock? nope
406. Did you wet the bed? No
407. Did you believe there were monsters in your closet or under your bed? Yea when I was really little
408. Did you wear the underwear with the days of the week on them? What.. I didn’t even know that weird crap existed
409. Were you shy? Yes.. until 9th grade.
410. Were you spoiled? Yeah.. to a point.
411. Were you abused? Eh abused is such a bendy word.
412. Did you go to the circus? yes
413. Did you go to the zoo? yes
414. Were you in a car accident? Nope, lucked out.
415. Did you build snowmen? yep
416. Did you cry when you scraped your knee? Na, once I hit like 9 I got used to pain from karate.
417. Were your older cousins mean to you? no
418. Did you think slinkies were cool? Yes.. they’re so amusing. (just watch ace ventura when nature calls)
419. Did you think the Ninja Turtles really lived in the sewer? nope
420. Were you afraid of the dark? I was so afraid, when I was yonger
421. Did you have slumber parties? Nope.. was anti-social till I was about 12
422. Did you have New Kids On The Block sheets, curtains, sleeping bags, dolls and pajamas? No, I never liked them.
423. Did you tease your hair out like Tiffany? nope
424. Did you believe in the Easter Bunny/Santa Claus/ and the Tooth Fairy? Of course

~Randomness~
425. Do you believe in aliens? sure
426. Name 3 things that are next to your computer: cup, pencil, glass
427. Do you have any hidden talents? My crazy freakin arms!! LOL
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? don't care.. don’t watch it much ne more
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be? Aldult film entertainer.. err I mean Action
430. What would your movie star name be? Umm.. my name
431. Do you play any sports? Not ne more
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? Don’t watch scary movies… they’re retarded. I’m too realistic about them.
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Um.. the replacements. So funny!
434. What is the dumbest movie you've ever seen? Oh god, any disney move will do.
435. Do you drive? Yes!
436. What is your dream car? Shelby GT 500, or a TANK!!!
437. Do you think you're good looking? Eh, people have told me I am, but I don’t put myself up.
438. Do others think you are good looking? A few apparently.
439. Would you ever sky dive? Def. It seems like so much fun. But I would wanna try and swan dive into SOMEONE on the ground!!
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? Fuck no, please just an overgrown ape. Theyre everywhere.
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? Eh like 93247809523865ish I Don’t kno damnet laziness has taken over. NEXT!
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? nope.
443. Do you believe in God? yes
444. Do you believe in Satan? yes
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? yes
446. Do you believe there is a hell? yes
447. Do you own a pool table? nope
448. Do you have a pool? yup
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? Yes it’s a great thing
450. Do you like chocolate? yes
451. Who/what is on your 2004calendar? Um.. my mom makes our calendars. hahaha
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? Ahh been through about 17-20.
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? yes
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? Oompa lumpa bitch!!
456. What is your weakness? umm.. I guess in a way I’m cold hearted. (I usually don’t forgive ppl if there life freakin depends on it)
457. Name something you can't get enough of: music
458. Describe yourself in 3 adjectives: crazy, puffy (hair ppl), gargantuan
459. How many kids do you want to have? 0
460. Future daughters names: -
461. Future sons names: -
462. What is your ideal way to die? Being 93 and riding my wheel chair off of a plane about 29,000 feet above Manhattan!! : )
463. How do you release stress? Umm.. I break stuff, shun ppl, and many other things. (IHANN is a good example of this)
464. Are you a trendy person? Nope.. got a trench coat enough said.
465. Are you an artistic person? Not in the land of paint and pencil.
466. Are you a realistic person? Extremly
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? no
468. Are you a strong person? Yes.
469. Are you a strong willed person? Yes, I enjoy stealing from drunk ppl how much more will do you need?
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? Nintendo.. bastards wont leave me alone.
471. Who is the last person to IM you? Um… I would like to say fitz.. but I cant remember from yesterday afternoon.
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? Yea, they’re gay.
473. Are you a deep sleeper? yup
474. Are you a good story teller? Im ok.
475. What do you believe is your best quality? Eh my persality/crazy arms.
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? Piano and drums.
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? candles
478. Do you do yoga? Fuck no, I’d break my body.
479. Do you have your own credit card? no
480. Let's say you win the lotto. What do you do with all that money? Invest some, buy lots of shit, and have some ppl killed.
481. Do you have a check book? nope
482. Do you like your driver's license picture? Yea it was amusing
483. Do you tan easily? Hell yea, I turn black
484. What color is your hair naturally? brown
485. How many fillings do you have? 2
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? 0.. but my dentist is a whiny bitch. “oh you’re still not brushing your teeth well enough! Fuck you lady! Theres no cavities and my toothbrush ain’t made out of metal!”
487. Worst feeling in the world? I’d say… watching family leave. *mental Physical.. being burn alive while people are throwing large bricks at me.. *Seems really painful.
488. Best feeling in the world? I guess.. watching ppl you don’t like at all.. just move to zanzabar where their eaten alive by giant scorpions or sumthing amazing to that effect.
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? half full
490. Last thing you downloaded? Um.. don’t download. Download=virus
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? Almost never
492. What do you think people think of you? they think i'm amusing. I say some stuff that most ppl with a good conscience could never say. IE: if you two are gonna FUCK then get the FUCK outta my house.
493. Are you a likeable person? Yea, just don’t piss me off.
494. Do you need therapy? I think I could use some.
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? No, but eh I don’t like medication
496. What the best way to be proposed to? Um.. dunno NEXT!
497. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UPS: who cares, that’s a retarded subject.
498. When are you moving? IM not
499. What's your favorite phrase? “could be worse, you could be dead” and “I hope I don’t yell FUCK right now. FUCK FUCK SHIT BITCH CRACK WHORE SLUT!!!” lol thanks for ur time… ttyl.