Friday i did some Christmas shopping, got caught up on a bunch of reading, and, oof course, saw a movie.

The movie i saw was... The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Okay, it's kind of silly, but i saw part one, so...

Bella is kind of annoying, as she has no interests other than being Edward's girlfriend. She's worried about being too old at 18, for a 100+ year old vampire, while Edward is looking all of Robert Pattinson's 23 years (and more). How about being worried about boring him for eternity? Then again, he does seem to have the emotional maturity of a 17 year old - you'd think after 100 years you'd get bored of high school drama. Why are the Cullens even in high school? I think Edward could pass for a high school grad.

It does have a sense of humour, even though the characters take themselves far too seriously, and the funniest bits are unintentionally funny. Apparently Edward can recite lines from Romeo and Juliet, and even though they make fun of its characters' deaths, he repeats it anyway:
"Hey, is Bella's dad there?"
"No, he's arranging a funeral."
"NOOO! BELLA'S DEAD, I MUST KILL MYSELF!"
"Dude, ever think it's like maybe a grandparent or uncle or something?"
"D'oh!"

Or how about when Bella gets a paper cut, and to protect her from a frenzied vampire, Edwards plows her into some furniture? Why didn't he just beat her with a sharpened 2-by-4?

"I know you don't eat regular food, but if we're always going to be face to face like this, you're going to have to brush your teeth. Wouldn't hurt to brush your hair either."

"It's my job to take off my shirt. By the way, i'll get to grandma's house before you"

Are you sure they're vampires, and not elves or fairies or something? This is pretty fey right here. It would explain the sparkly nonsense too.

"The absence of him is everywhere I look. It's like a huge hole has been punched through my chest."

Do the Volturi spends their days just sitting on thrones? How many vampires are there, anyway? That's a LOT of unexplained deaths.