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Climate Change ConferenceBut don't expect the
climate horror industry to decline anytime soon.
March 14, 2009 - by
James Lewis
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Be still my beating heart. There is hope for honest science, even in the gruesome Age of Algore.
But only if we really grasp what's happening with the Global
Horror Picture Show these days. The biggest danger to good science is that rational
skepticswill continue to be outgunned by the fear peddlers: A big
lie can go around the world before the truth can get its boots on. The fear merchants just have
to make up new scares faster than they can be knocked down,
and honest scientists will always get there too late. Thoughtful skepticism takes thought. New
alarmist scenarios can be made up by science fiction scribblers
on an assembly line. It's the Nazi panzers against the Polish cavalry. Sure it's heroic, but
it's
not really a contest.
So here's the good news. The
skeptics are winning against the global warming mythogogues.
The polls show
a drop in public faith in the global warming meme. Last week a stellar
skeptics'
conference was
held in New York City and the New York Times actually covered
it - in its usual bitchy fashion, but they decided to
cover it anyway.
There are many excellent talks
at this website
, notably by Viscount Monckton, Margaret Thatcher's former adviser, who provides a truly elegant
and devastating deconstruction of the infamous IPCC "consensus
statement" - done for the bureaucrats, by the bureaucrats, and of the bureaucrats. Any real
scientific analysis
and debate was left out of the IPCC statement, and Lord Monckton simply shoots it out of the
water with a satisfying bang. Others like Fred Singer and Richard
Lindzen were there as well, and you can listen to their presentations online. They are heroes.
But that's not why I think the
skeptics are winning. The rational
skeptics are winning because
the global warming crowd has simply dropped the two words
"global warming" from its vocabulary. No more official global warming! This is like the old
Soviet Communist Party. You have to analyze not just what's
said but what's not said. You have to look to see who has been airbrushed out of the pictures of
the Politburo waving on top of Lenin's tomb watching
the May Day parade. And "global warming" has disappeared from respectable scientific discourse.
Only the elementary school teachers of the world will keep
teaching about global warming, because their lesson plans are already written, and they're a
little slow on the uptake.
Somehow it's all morphed into
climate change.
What's "
climate change?"
It's a scientific surrender by the Algore-James-Hansen Planetary Fear Brigade. No more global
warming, folks. Nothing to see here. Move along, move along.
But it's a silent surrender, so millions of readers of the New York Times will never notice a
thing. Al Gore just has to drop one solitary slide from his
infamous PowerPoint lecture. James Hansen just needs to pretend that all those horrific mistakes
over at the NASA
Climate Playstation Center were tiny
computer glitches. Anybody can make an honest mistake, right? And they always fixed the
published data after they were caught - I mean, after the errors
were called to their attention. That's what
honest scientists do.
(Funny thing, though, how those glitches always favored the global warming faith?)
Still, real scientists have to use words with precision, and when all the big science journals
change the words "global warming" to "
climate change," all
at the same time, you know somethin's up.
It is. The real scientists have simply, silently acknowledged that the
skeptics were right all
along, as a child of six might have figured out. And since
everybody knows that "
climate change" has been going on for a half billion years, it's sure to
keep happening. Now there's a solid scientific prediction
for you.
Nobody can object to "
climate change."
So nobody has to apologize to the
skeptics. (Hint: If the New York Times deigns to cover
skeptics who challenge their orthodoxy for the last decade or two,
it's because they are doing a quick
CYA.
They are not recanting. They are not doing the
skeptics a favor. If you want a favor, go ask
Tony over in Joisey.)
/>What really happened there, it seems, is that the science section of the NYT caught on, and
hired a skeptic named John Tierney, who
blew the cover
off the scam. Check out the columns by Tierney, who sounds like an honest man in a impossible
job. The science section people have to actually know something
about science. They also have to stay respectable to real scientists, and they must have smelled
the fraud for years and years. It didn't take much. Even
the Weather Channel caught on, for goodness' sake!
What about those highly respectable scientists who were constantly giving scare headlines to
their friends
in the media? Well, they can pretend they were
right all along, too. After all, they told us about
climate change, didn't they? And now
everybody agrees that, yes, the
climate is changing. Gotcha!
As for the media, they don't care - most of their readers can't remember yesterday's stories
anyway. With the 24/7 news cycle you can just swamp yesterday's
scare headline with bigger ones today. In fact, the imaginative scribblers of the media now have
even more room to let their horror fantasies soar.
Which is exactly what's happening. If you think global warming gave the media a lot of room for
planetary fear stories, just wait till you see all the
really catastrophic
climate change stories to come.
Who needs warming?
How about . the oceans are turning acid and killing all the little carbonaceous critters?
Yesterday, Nature magazine proclaimed that the oceans are turning
acid and reducing the calcium in Pacific Ocean marine carbonate organisms. But
skeptics will
note that this study suffers from a huge sampling error. There
is no way to cover an enormous ocean region with vast underwater mountain ranges and make
generalizations about the acidity and the actual population of
all carbonate organisms in that enormous volume of sea water. So it's just another scare study
that is grossly overgeneralized. Sounds like the good old
"global warming," right? But it did get published in the oldest and one of the most highly
respected scientific
journals in the world.
Or,
how about
"World leaders told to act on
climate before it's too late!!"? That's one by the reliable
eco-prop specialist Lewis Smith in the London Times. Mr. Smith
is the environment reporter of the formerly respectable Times, and is a reliable bellwether to
see which way the imaginary winds are blowing. His headline
is illustrated by the infamous propaganda picture of a lonesome polar bear on its
fast-disappearing little crag of ice in the vast Arctic Ocean. Now polar
bears swim like sea lions for dozens of miles
in search of prey. But this is the iconic "ET call
home" image of the Arctic warming crowd. It's a fraud,
but they can't let go of it.
Mr. Smith is a one-man shop for eco-horrors. Just within recent days
he had
"85% of Amazonian rainforests at risk!!!" Then there was "World heading for resources war!!"
And "Hopes of
climate change accord 'are sinking.'"
Or how about
this story?
"Oil spill disaster on Australian beaches!" This is also from the Times, which is the new voice
of the Euro socialist elite.
Well, as Bill Ayers told us '
way back when, "you don't need a Weatherman to see which way the
winds are blowing." That's not metaphorical. Apparently they
meant it literally, and now we don't need any weatherfolk at all, because the winds are always
blowing the same way. This is like those mythic battles
between the gods and the demons, where both sides are always shape-changing. The eco-props have
figured out they don't really need global warming, but
I don't know whether the
skeptics have figured out how to keep pace with the assembly line
production of ever-new "scientific" scare stories. It's a matter
of
supply and demand, and the fear industry is constantly cranking out new models to be greedily
gobbled up by the scare-hungry masses. It's a new genre
of fiction parading as science, and until a whole new generation learns how to exercise rational
skepticism, to laugh at the frauds on their own initiative,
they are going to get suckered over and over again.
President Obama just sent $400 million to replenish the eco-scare industry. With that kind of
money coming in on a regular basis, and the new "science czar"
in
the White House who is one of the true believers, the
climate horror industry is not going to
decline
anytime soon.
We may be losing our banks, the dollar may crash, and you've just lost half your savings, but
here is a growth industry with fabulous prospects for the
indefinite future.
James Lewis is a scientist by trade, and carps as a hobby about the passing parade of human
fraud and folly.
Ray T. Mahorney
WA4WGA
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