...already then I never get comments and I forget to post or read my friend page. So, some stuff.
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This was a stupid conversation. You had to bring it up again, didn't you? And again. What's the problem with falsifying my past? It proves I learned something from the life I didn't want to lead, at least. Can't change it, can't go back and if only'd my way out of it, but still it shaped me. I'm like this at least partially because of some of the choices I made, but if I've learned anything ...
This is how I've been sleeping lately. I fall into Lake Louise and when I pull myself out again I'm all gangly arms and a flat face, and I'm pretending to be what I guess everyone around me calls normal. I can't really tell, though, so I'm constantly looking over my shoulder, wondering if today's the day I get pulled aside. "We saw the way your teeth glinted when the alloted three minutes of ...
...-flavoured wafers. ozwalled gives you 9 pink chocolate-flavoured wafers. scraadin gives you 16 red blueberry-flavoured nuggets. shaon2992 gives you 18 yellow orange-flavoured gummy bats. simonbob gives you 12 mottled green raspberry-flavoured gumdrops. EmilyamI ends up with 95 pieces of candy. Go trick-or-treating! Username: Another fun meme brought to you by ...
My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul SimonBob goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a 1971 Cadillac Eldorado. beatonna gives you 9 purple spearmint-... of candy! skulryk gives you 2 mottled green cola-flavoured wafers. stereotypist tricks you! You get a toothbrush. SimonBob ends up with 45 pieces of candy, and a toothbrush. Go trick-or-treating! Username: Another ...
From time to time, I give myself a tarot reading. It usually helps me get my thoughts in order, bolstering whatever plan I've already made, much as one can generally find a biblical passage or advice from a celebrity which concurs with a premade decision. But once in a while I surprise myself. I use a traditional "celtic cross" pattern for my readings. One of the aspects of this layout is that ...
...cut off your membership? [00:21:20] why the fuck isnt 1812 overture in here [00:21:23] wtf [00:21:41] they have three other tchaikovsky works in here [00:21:41] but no 1812 wtf [00:21:55] * SimonBob listens to 1812 in protest [00:28:04] dadada dah dah dah dah daaaaah da da [00:28:17] cmon damnit get to the cannons [00:28:24] shoot the fucking cannons! [00:28:33] I spend half this ...
1) Get into your car at your usual parking spot across the vacant lot from the Bytowne. 2) Drive about four blocks, notice the car seems more "rumble-y" than usual, pull over on Laurier Ave. 3) Get out of your car and take a gander at the front right tire, which has gone completely flat. 4) Panic mildly for about 45 seconds. 5) Pull into another vacant lot, conveniently located just across the ...
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... sitting next to me tells me how horrible I did, that I was in the wrong key, playing the wrong notes, and off-tempo. I try to ignore her as the next act goes up onto the stage. It's Simonbob. In drag. Singing opera. I don't actually realize it's him until he's finished and gets off the stage. The whole time I'm thinking "That ugly woman looks awfully familiar." and then I start talking to him ...
