Joker-esque humor?

I decided to try to write a joke something along the lines of the DC Joker's sense of humor. Nothing racially or sexually offensive, but not a nice joke. A man wakes up in the morning, next to his dead wife's corpse. He checks on his kids in their beds; both dead, dried out now, smelling faintly of old bread, then goes outside to get the paper. He steps over the half-eaten skeleton of his dog...

Tags: humor random offensive

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Humor break: Funny cats and animals

It's time for another Humor Break (tm)! Contains severals pics, so I'll put it behind an LCut. Enjoy!

Tags: pictures cats funny animals humor silly humor break

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[Humor/General / Best Character Portrayal/Best One Shot] Uchiha Sasuke's Advice...

Title: Uchiha Sasuke's Advice to the Graduating Genin of Konoha Academy Author: wings_on_fire Nominator: senbonzakura77 STANDARD: Humor/General SPECIALS: Best Character Portrayal/Best One-Shot Rating: PG Pairings: None. WARNINGS: Nothing I can think of. SPOILERS: Bit of a spoiler for the part where Sasuke left to train with Orochimaru. Link: http://wings-on-...

Tags: title: uchiha sasuke's advice to the gra cat: humor: main: 2008 cat: best one-shot: main: 2008 author: wings-on-fire cat: best character portrayal: main: 200

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[Humor/General / Best Character Portrayal/Best One Shot] Uzumaki Naruto's Advice...

Title: Uzumaki Naruto's Advice to the Graduating Genin of Konoha Academy Author: wings_on_fire Nominator: senbonzakura77 STANDARD: Humor/General SPECIALS: Best Character Portrayal/Best One-Shot Rating: PG Pairings: None. WARNINGS: Nothing I can think of. SPOILERS: Naruto becomes Hokage. Link: http://wings-on-fire.livejournal.com/3008.html

Tags: cat: humor: main: 2008 cat: best one-shot: main: 2008 author: wings-on-fire title: uzumaki naruto's advice to the gr cat: best character portrayal: main: 200

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Zen Humor

This Made Me Laugh A senior teacher at a temple is teaching the monks when an earthquake hits. The teacher calmly gathers the panicking students and takes them to the kitchen, which is the strongest room in the building. When the earthquake stops, the teacher has a drink and says to the class: "Here you se the benefit of Zen training. While you students panicked, I was able to act ...

Tags: zen zen humor

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Humor: The Art of an Atlantis Mission Report by Jem

... what had led to him and McKay and Ford and Teyla writing this in the cafeteria one day when a giddy lunch idea had gotten away from them. Abruptly, he wondered if Ronon even had a sense of humor. After seven years on the run . . . Ronon was looking back at the papers. “Really? All this stuff? You mean you've actually sat through a harvest festival in this galaxy?” Sheppard winced. “More ...

Tags: genre:humor prompt:paperwork

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Bad humor...

Dr. Free Ride has a great sprog blog about trying dissolve avacado in an experiment she did with her kids. While the post itself was pretty cool, the comments were priceless. The following was my personal favorite: I would be curious what happens to any of the mixtures if you acidify or...shoot, what would be the word? Alkalinize? Basify?...them. What IS the isoelectric point of guacamole, ...

Tags: science humor

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Link to popular humor site

I was suffering from a bout of World of Warcraft induced insomnia last night, and I stumbled upon this website: http://www.i-mockery.com/ It sort of reminded me of http://www.somethingawful.com/ I used to read the Jeff K. articles there until the creator finally decided to stop making new articles as described here: http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=516996

Tags: humor internet

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Humor

Two college seniors had a week of exams coming up. They decided to party instead. Their biggest exam was on Wednesday, and they showed up telling the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tire and they needed a bit more time to study. The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until ...

Tags: lh jokes comedy beth sage and sarah humor

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political humor

Looking for Work A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that...

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