School Dinners

For dinner tonight I had faggots and chips. I haven’t had faggots in years. The ones I got at school were a lot more herby than the ones I had tonight so were a little disappointing. Later this evening I was having a text conversation with Uncle Monty about how disappointing they were and how I had them for school dinners. Uncle Monty said that he wasn't fortunate enough to have ...

This fucking clown calls himself ZIGGY STARDUST (lol, way to name yourself after a shit comic strip). I haven't seen him on MySpace yet, but he fucking thinks he's big stuff apparently. Like J*, he's going the "LOOK AT ME I AM A TRANNY" route to e-fame. yeah bb, apply that makeup with a fuckin TROWEL Ugh, so gross. You can see his fucking dongbulge and everything. Who has more ...

Throwing

stegzy - I think this Tshirt has shrunk in the wash Wife - I don't. I think its because you have grown a belly stegzy - Remembering the previous weeks of takeaways Hmmm you may have a point. I have become rotund. Well, maybe that's an exaggeration. I've put on a bit of weight over the past month. I put this down to my propensity for salt and pepper spare ribs and to the ...

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