( Chapter 21 – Sisters? ) Sporked By : chocolatepot Chapter 22 – She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not Me: Please, please let that not be Harry thinking about Jamie. Hermione: *waking up on Valentine’s Day* Oooh, I hear voices. Better check on the girls, they aren’t very discreet about their flirting. Oh dear, can’t find any clothes. Well, it’s dark, I’ll just go naked. ...
( Chapter 20 – Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust ) Sporked By : notmonkey Chapter 21 – Sisters? In itself, that chapter title gives me the cold horrors. Nobody, in a fic this bad, ever has a NORMAL relationship with their siblings - one where they occasionally bicker or fail to see eye to eye but admit a grudging love for one another if pressed. No, it’s either evil-twin ...
( Chapter 2 – Muggleborn Cleansing ) Sporked By : baranduyn Chapter 3 – Madness at St. Mungo’s A dispatch from the sporking front… The battle to find some amusement in this fic wears on. Supplies are running low. The prescription antacids are gone. I don’t expect another shipment of chocolate until it’s too late. This is the final sortie. May God have mercy on my soul…...
( Chapter 1 – Fudge’s Folly ) Sporking By : hoopa Chapter 2 – Muggleborn Cleansing Dumbledore held Harry back at the gate instead of allowing him to go straight to the rear door, Why must I get all the smut-fic? where he could smell the lingering scent of Mrs. Weasley’s cooking on the mist shrouded air. “Harry,” Dumbledore said, “before you go in, there are a few things...
( Chapter 21 – Left Behind ) Chapter 22 – Part of Your World Mrs. Hyde: I don’t like the sound of this. Mervin: You don’t like the sound of any of this. Mrs. Hyde: Can you blame me? “You look so beautiful Squeaks.” Ginny smiled, helping Hermione adjust her veil. Mrs. Hyde: *crying* Aww, cra-a-ap!! “I still can’t believe this is real.” Hermione said, staring at her ...
( Chapter 20 – Help is on the Way ) Chapter 21 – Left Behind Mervin: Hmm…stolen or original? You decide. A/N- Hello again. Mrs. Hyde: Goodbye again. I am so sorry it took me so long to put up this next chapter, but my computer is giving me huge problems. Mrs. Hyde: I bet it was violently ill at having to store all this crap on its hard drive. Like completely ...
( Chapter 19 – Escape ) Sporked By : milaya Chapter 20 – Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust As soon as Harry opened the door he realized something was terribly wrong. Jamie was sitting in the corner crawled up in a ball, crying her eyes out. Of course Harry has to check on the Sue first, because her problems are more important than anyone else’s! Harry ran immediately toward ...
( Chapter 19 – Try it Anyway! ) Chapter 20 – Help is on the Way Mrs. Hyde: *lays by the wayside* Faramir, save me, save me!!! Mervin: *puts hand over forehead* Boromir, I need you!!! A/N- Got a whole bunch of messages today. Mrs. Hyde: *scowling* CRAP. Just a few more chapters. Mrs. Hyde: I am halfway looking forward to that—however, it brings me pain as well as joy....
( Chapter 18 – Resolutions ) Sporked By : danel4d Chapter 19 – Escape Hogwarts Exposed Chapter Nineteen approaches! Be warned, this contains more of what is so squicky about the series so far – more nudity, more grotesque Sueishness, more Supah!Special!Powahs, more oddly skewed priorities. But fear not! As promised, this chapter contains the two best characters in the ...
( Chapter 18 – Lost in Darkness ) Chapter 19 – Try it Anyway! Mrs. Hyde: No. Don’t. A/N- Bwahaha! Aren’t I evil? Yes, I am. How’s that for a cliffhanger? Mervin: *grinds teeth together* Quit…praising yourself…dammit. Anyway, I am now accepting “applications” for a cameo in the Sirius and Tabitha childhood story I’m writing. Mervin: It’s really disgusting how many ...
