If it's a Sunday ...

So you guys will remember the post from a while back made by iceshade ? With the collection of answers written by 5th and 6th graders from Ohio? Well I just found a compelete essay written my one of these children in my inbox the other day and I would like to share it with you'll. This kid was asked to write a book report on the entire Bible, and so without further ado I give you, ...

netsrikeel1 posts about prostitution at badfic_quotes

Copper and Iron Vignette in which Rorschach reflects in a back alleyway beyond the prostitutes and filth You know it's going to be nothing but "See whores. Young whores, old whores, strung whores, bold whores. Seen whores lie. Seen whores die. Yesterday, saw head crushed in door; belonged, of course, to filthy whore. Whores dream, whores scream, but whores forget; New York, for sins, will ...

oh yeah, it hurts soooooo much more than what you writers think. ):

... if the character turns out to be girl!Kame too, as an example. Girl!People over all just makes me cringe. They are guys what the fuck, let them be alone. I am not saying that I am better than you. Not really . I am just saying that YOU ought to become members of badfic_quotes or fanficsrants . And, oh, that's right: QUALITY =/= QUANTITY Frustration is out. Thank you all.

A badfic with an identity crisis! And David Tennant.

Last week, in this  sporking, I sporked the summary for this fic .  Said fic is so bizarre that it was just begging to be sporked.  So here we go: Sporking in bold . If you're wondering, this apparently takes place during the end of Heroes Season 3.  Not that it will actually matter. Chapter 1 The A/N is first: This is my ridiculously amazingly terribly wonderfully horrible ...

DEFINITELY SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER

Okay, someone posted something lolarious at badfic_quotes , and I simply HAD to share. It's basically excerpts of answers given on tests by 5th and 6th graders, I think. AND TO ENTICE YOU FURTHER, HERE'S ONE OF THEM: Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ...

I tell ya what, this fandom is full of fail.

... spelling! and OOC) It's bad enough I had to endure her painful spelling, but now she wants me to get nekkid with it?! That is, quite frankly, where I draw the line. And as completely mind-bugged as I am from this chapter, I'm oddly tempted to continue on. I've become a masochist, and yes, badfic_quotes, I blame you.   EDIT: And, great modly ones, can I please get a King of the Hill tag?

Hello, iconsofwrong!

New member (though long time member of both weepingcock and badfic_quotes), first time poster, and I come bearing offerings! Three random icons, quoted from the pure crack the we stumble upon in weepingcock. God, I love that place. From My Immortal, that random zombie!porn, and that lulzy cock!worship story, respectively:      

Our souls become useless as the day they were born, and the rusted armour rocking chair.

... could infiltrate their ranks and kill them from the inside out... it was terrible, but it was fun at the time. Regardless, through epiphanyx7 I have now been introduced to wtffanfiction and badfic_quotes , which I love. However, I have this deep seated fear that one day I'll be going through these comms and find something that I have written there, because, let's be ...

while caught up in a fit of masochism today I saw that the magnificent epic by my favorite DN author had just ended. I shared parts of the first fic or two in the series with the comm before, so I thought, hell, why not. not one of my smarter ideas. In a hospital, L paces back and forth in the waiting room. He wants to be with Raito but the younger man kicked him out of the room. Sachiko ...

My brain...my poor, poor brain...

I was really, really bored Thursday, so I typed “anus” into the search engine at the pit and found SUCK MY TRI FORC E   I then posted a spork of the first part onto badfic_quotes with a promise to post a spork of the entire fic on my lj account.   Since I have finally made good on my promise, I have re-posted this entry.   Sporkage in bold.   Enjoy.   It was a dark and ...