Okay, here's a IM convo thing i did for the Torchwood team - hope you all like!!!!
Title: Saying ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ ( IM convo fic!)
Format: IM conversation between the team. (1/1)
Author: 2nd Toshiko.
Pairings/ Characters: Ianto/Jack, Owen/Tosh....very slight Ianot/Owen.
Rating: Good for everyone.
Spoilers: Slight TW S2 ‘Sleeper’ ….and KKBB…i think….
Disclaimer: I do not own, as much as I would like to, any of the characters or the plots of Torchwood. Or Torchwood itself. Ianto and Jack, the Torchwood team, Lisa etc are all the makings of the genius RTD and the BBC production team. So basically, they are not mine. Neither is my brain, anymore.
Summary: The team are bored, so they decide to IM each other, in the meantime. But what is wrong with Ianto?
Authors Note: Please note here that there might be bits that can be seen as Gwen bashing- I’m sorry if I offend anyone, and I would like to say I have nothing against Gwen at all. This was a very sub conscious thing- I didn’t realise there was ANY bashing until I finished. Sorry!
Please also note that I have interpreted that Ianto was still angry with Jack in ‘Sleeper’, and didn’t make up with Jack until that kiss in ‘Last man’. This is all just my opinion, of course.
Here I will also thank Dancingbarefoot, for allowing me to borrow her Ianto screen name- thanks, sweetie!!!
Finally, but not the least, I would like to dedicate this to Xr8fordgirl, for being as crazy as I am (it’s not a bad thing!), and for also being an incredibly encouraging and friendly person to know.
King_Of_Weevils: (Gwen’s addy) I’m bored.
King_Of_Weevils:(Ianto’s addy) I’m bored.
King_Of_Weevils: (Toshiko’s addy) I’m bored.
(KING_OF_WEEVILS *NUDGES* JAPANESE_PRINCESS)
King_Of_Weevils: TOSH!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!
Japanese_Princess: *sighs* What?
Japanese_Princess: Leave me alone. Some people are decent enough to earn what they get paid.
King_Of_Weevils: What’s that suppose to mean? I DO do work. A lot of it, for your information.
Japanese_Princess: Yeah? So why aren’t you doing it now?
King_Of_Weevils: Haven’t got any.
Japanese_Princess: Yes you do. Jack just left some.
King_Of_Weevils: God, Tosh, nosey much?
Japanese_Princess: What’s nosey about knowing there’s work to do?
King_Of_Weevils: I will do it.Later. I’m bored Tosh!!!! Do something!!!
Japanese_Princess: Do work.
King_Of_Weevils: Nah. I’ll do it when I’m busy.
Japanese_Princess: Oh look, Ianto’s online!
( JACKSSECOND has been ADDED to the conversation)
Japanese_Princess: Ianto, tell Owen to work.
King_Of_Weevils: Stick a cork in it, Tosh.
Jackssecond: But he never has. Why would he start now?
Japanese_Princess: But, but………….
Jackssecond: *sighs* fine. Here.
King_Of_Weevils: Huh?
(JACKSSECOND sends King_Of_Weevils a *PUNCH*)
Jackssecond: GET BACK TO WORK NOW!!!!! STOP ANNOYING TOSH AND GET THAT BUTT TO THE PAPERWORK NOW!!!!!
King_Of_Weevils: Nice. And why would I want my butt on the paper? I thought you would want me to use my hands. Much better, trust me.
King_Of_Weevils: And Ouch!!!!! Stop punching me. What’s up with you?
Japanese_Princess: Thanks Yan, but I don’t think punchings needed yet. Are you okay?
Jackssecond: I’m fine.
King_Of_Weevils: er…….
Japanese_Princess: *worried*.
Jackssecond: I’m fine, honest, just a bit tired, no worries Tosh.
Japanese_Princess: Okay. If you say so.
King_Of_Weevils: So…..Shagged Jack yet, Ianto?
Japanese_Princess: OWEN!
King_Of_Weevils: What? Force of habit.
Jackssecond: What makes you think we’re shagging?
King_Of_Weevils: Because that’s what you do?
Jackssecond: No we are not. You really think I’m like that. And for the record, what I do in my time is none of your business whatsoever.
King_Of_Weevils: You don’t do it in your time, you do it in office time. Thanks for the record.
Jackssecond: Fuck off, Office slut.
King_Of_Weevils: Captain’s pet, picky pants.
Jackssecond: You-
Japanese_Princess: Please! No!!! Can’t you two lay off each other for two seconds.
King_Of_Weevils: No way I’m getting laid by him.
(SOON_TO_BE_WILLIAMS has been ADDED to the conversation)
Jackssecond: great.
King_Of_Weevils: ???
Jackssecond: Nothing.
Japanese_Princess: Hi Gwen!!!
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Hi Tosh!!! Hi Owen, Ianto!!! Everypne okay?
King_Of_Weevils: Hi Gwen. BTW, I’m really bored. Anything to do, other than work?
Soon_To_Be_Williams: What do you expect? We’re meant to be at work. Really, what DO you expect?
King_Of_Weevils: A strip dance? That would be great. Up for it Tosh???
Japanese_Princess; NO!!!! What are you thinking???
King_Of_Weevils: Only a bit of fun.
Jackssecond: What you tend to think is fun, normally isn’t our fun, I’m afraid, Owen. Don’t worry, maybe one day your abnormalities will subside.
King_Of_Weevils: Close that hole in your face, Jones.
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Oh yeah, Ianto!!!!! Made up with Jack yet?
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Ianto?
Japanese_Princess: Ianto?
King_Of_Weevils: He hasn’t….i don’t think that’s a very good subject to start right now.
Jackssecond: Why not? Go ahead and talk about Harkness.
Japanese_Princess: Can we change the subject? I’m bored too now, I’m done with work. At least one of us is.
King_Of_Weevils: I’ll do it later ,OKAY?? Sheez.
Soon_To_Be_Williams: oooo…I’ve got a game!!!! Anyone like the Yes/No Game?
King_Of_Weevils: The yes/no- fucky- WHAT?
Jackssecond: I love that mouth of yours.
King_Of_Weevils: Why thank you. It aims to please. Only, not you. Sorry.
Soon_To_Be_Williams: The yes/no game. You think of a person, and the others have to guess who you are thinking of, by asking questions, to which the person can only answer: yes or no.
Japanese_Princess: oooo…okay. Who’s going to start?
King_Of_Weevils: BORING. This sounds boring!!!
Soon_To_Be_Willians: You can start, since you’re so enthusiastic. Ianto, you still there?
Jackssecond: Barely.
Soon_To_Be_Williams: What?
Jackssecond: Nothing. Just ignore the teaboy.
King_Of_Weevils: ?????
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Are you okay??
Japanese_Princess: Just leave him alone. Give him some privacy, will you?
Jackssecond: Thank you, Toshiko.
Japanese_Princess: You’re welcome.
King_Of_Weevils: This stinks.
Japanese_Princess: Hurry up and choose someone, Owen!!!!
King_Of_Weevils: Still stinks.
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Choose someone!!!!
King_Of_Weevils: Fine. Got it.
Japanese_Princess: oooo..okay….hmmm….does the person have blond hair.
King_Of_Weevils: No.
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Brown?
King_Of_Weevils: Yes.
Soon_To_Be_Williams: You say something, Ianto.
Jackssecond: What? Oh, okay.
Jackssecond: Tall?
King_Of_Weevils; Yes, he has to be.
Japanese_Princess: So it’s definitely male?
King_Of_Weevils: Damn.
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Eye colour? Brown??
King_Of_Weevils: Er…don't know that one.
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Rhys?
King_Of_Weevils: Rhys is the answer to everything for you, isn’t he?
Soon_To_Be_Williams: No!
Japanese_Princess: You?
King_Of_Weevils: No, he’s way too ugly.
Jackssecond: *sighs* by that I suppose you mean me?
King_Of_Weevils: Er….i wish I could say yes, but no.
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Who is it, then?
King_Of_Weevils: The bloke I can see outside my window, that’s peeing in next door’s rose bush. God that’s going to stink.
Japanese_Princess: OWEN!!!!
Soon_To_Be_Williams; OWEN!!! Choose someone we ALL know!!!!
King_Of_Weevils: I don’t know him.
Japanese_Princess: OWEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
King_Of_Weevils: Okay, okay. Gwen do someone now.
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Er…okay.
Japanese_Princess: Ianto, you still there?
Japanese_Princess: Ianto?
Jackssecond: Yes, I’m here, tosh, don’t worry.
Japanese_Princess: Okay. Good. *smiley face*.
Jackssecond: *smiley face*.
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Okay, got someone.
King_Of_Weevils: Good. Er, dark hair?
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Yes.
King_Of_Weevils: Okay. Eye colour? Brown?
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Nah.
Japanese_Princess: Green?
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Nope.
King_Of_Weevils: Purple?
Japanese_Princess: Blue?
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Yup!
Jackssecond: Oh, let me guess, this is so hard- JACK?
Japanese_Princess: Ianto?
Soon_To_Be_Williams: Yes, it is. Any problems, Ianto?
(JACKSSECOND has LEFT the conversation)
Japanese_Princess: What’s wrong with him?
King_Of_Weevils: Just….let’s leave him. I think he’s upset.
Japanese_Princess: Since when have YOU cared about his feelings?
(UNKNOWN has been added to the conversation)
Japanese_Princess: What's that?
King_Of_Weevils: I don’t know. Maybe the computer’s are playing up.
Japanese_Princess: Great. More work for me.
King_Of_Weevils: And I don’t, okay? I just think….there are some situations when you just know you have to leave them alone. Jack’s suddenly come back, and expected him to catch on to where they left off. I don’t think it’s that easy.
Japanese_Princess: I know. I hope they get back together. Ianto was miserable when he was gone….
King_Of_Weevils: They will, don’t worry. Next thin we’ll know lover boy will be shagging him through our desks. Again.
Japanese_Princess: I guess. Can’t they use their own desks? Oh, whatever….I’m tired, I think I’ll go home.
King_Of_Weevils: Hang on….Want to go out for a drink first. I’ll pay.
Japanese_Princess: Sure, Owen. Meet you out in half an hour?
King_Of_Weevils: Yup.
(JAPANESE_PRINCESS has LEFT the conversation)
King_Of_Weevils: Bye bye, toshie.
(KING_OF_WEEVILS has LEFT the conversation)
Unknown_ID: I thought so.
(UNKNOWN_ID CLEARIFIED as LOVER_BOY)
Lover_Boy: I’ll make it up to him, I will.
Lover_Boy: Miserable? He’s acting like he hates my fucking guts right now.
Lover_Boy: And he’s making me miserable. I don’t he believes me when I said I love him.
Lover_Boy: Because I do, I do, I do…
(LOVER_BOY has TERMINATED the conversation)
I'm soooo sorry for the length! So what did you think? This is my 2nd IM convo fic!!!! Good? Bad? Let me know what you think, comments are life!!!!
