Hello week, how are ya?

*Server goes down, lost all my shit since I really don’t believe in the pussy way of doing business like backing shit up. Common sense? What is that?

* While working on reloading the project, my plasma decides that it will go into a split screen mode. Not too bad but the half of the screen is blue. No picture it’s just blue. I can’t get it to reset. The technician came out and said thingamajig blew out and they need to rip out the TV and replace the whole panel. So that means the TV will be in the shop for a month if I am lucky. Sweet.

* Knuckle on my right hand is cut up, it landed on some dudes teeth over the weekend. I had a few drinks. It was during a wedding, well the after party. I got chewed out by a girl who can’t speak English, in English. She has mastered the four letter words to perfection.

* I had to interview a semi D list celebrity for one of my projects, she called me gay in order to insult me. Little does she know that I have developed an immunity to the phrase “you are gay”. Don’t snake bite me chica, I am the mongoose.

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So far, the only thing that brought me joy this week are my DVR recordings of “Man vs. Wild”. For those who have not seen the show, the premise is that they drop this Bear Gyrll dude into the middle of nowhere and he has to find his way back to civilization using his survivor skills.

First of all, dudes name is Bear Gryll, that’s epic in it’s self. Maybe the name Volcano Nails might be bit more epic but it‘s a close race.

If Bear sees a cliff, that mofo is gonna jump off it. If he sees a river, he is gonna swim across that mug, and god forbid if he sees an animal, he is gonna go Zodiac on their ass with his swiss army knife and then swallow it’s eyeballs because it is full of protein. His reasoning for doing all these whacked out shit seems to be that his body is in the near stages of going into shock. Bear is a diabetic, and doing borderline retarded shit is his insulin. It’s entertaining but not exactly educational, I am sure that if I utilize Bear’s survival tactics while lost in the woods, I won’t make it 5 feet past my camping grounds before dropping dead.

But that’s why he is epic, and that’s why I am epic. I go through project management like Bear Gryll goes through the wilderness. Just doing borderline retarded shit all over the place while spitting out non sense, but it‘s entertaining and sooo goddamn epic.

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12:45 am


Server down again. Nice....


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3:00 am

Server crashed. SWEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTA!