Last night, in bits and pieces (retold at 8:35am, on only 1 hour of sleep).

- Made enough fancy food to feed a small, homosexual army.
- The homosexual army ate the food (and drank the wine and smoked the shisha).
- P.S. the army consisted of: Coral, Luca, Troy, Johnny, Graham, Melanie, Daniel, Laurence, Carly and Brigitte.
- We listened to the Men demo cd at least twice out on the back porch.
- We got on our bikes and rode down through the midnight streets in a little bike gang, singing Michael Jackson songs.
- Karaoke at the intensely 70s style "club date" in the village.
- Seeing Cee! Such a lovely surprise!
- Heart breaking renditions of the following: Unchained Melody, Love Shack, Zombie, Don't Speak, Pony and others...
- The winner for most epic performance of the evening: Carly's crazy fucking version of "Cell Block Tango" (hungarian portion included). It was their audition for our Faux Pas rock opera (coming this october).
- They totally are gonna be in the rock opera.
- Cee too.
- Using flirting with a pretty lady as a distraction from my under-the-table-spiking-my-drink-from-my-flask action...
- but then it turned into the hottest real make out ever.
- Then the make out kept going.
- Troy got annoyed that someone had ripped the flap from his cigarette pack because he thought they'd rolled without inviting him.
- But then he discovered that i destroyed the pack in order to give the above mentioned pretty lady my number.
- Left the bar in a big gang intending to go to Cafe Cleo.
- But that didn't happen.
- Instead we decided to go pool poaching.
- But we had to stop at Touski (cafe that some friends work at) to get some beers after hours... that's the great part about having keys to the place.
- The cops were already at the pool when we got there.
- So we waited in the park and drank our touski beers.
- It started to rain when the cops left.
- Jumping a 10 foot fence when you've been drinking is hard.
- But skinny dipping in a giant public pool at 3:45am is worth it.
- Getting caught by the cops was worth it too.
- So was having to get out of the pool and get dressed in front of all 6 cops.
- And climbing back over the 10 foot fence in order to have to deal with them.
- But they let us go without any tickets because we told them that we were swimming to honor the memory of Michael Jackson. Somehow this was reasonable to them.
- I lost my keys in the park.
- But then Luca found them for me.
- Luca and Troy wanted us to go back to our place to drink more rum. It was 4am.
- I said that I had other important things to do.
- The sky was starting to lighten as we rode our bikes north, my soaked (and chlorine smelling) bra hanging from my purse straps.
- I found these weird, huge plastic eye glass frames with the lenses punched out in the folds of her blankets.
- I insisted on wearing the weird glasses for the rest of our evening.
- "You are so very lovely. Seriously. I am charmed."
- Rode home through Laurier park at 7am....wearing the still wet and chlorine smelling bra.
- had one of the best cold showers of my life.
- Johnny was just getting dressed for work when I got out. We sat on the couch and watched MJ videos on youtube together.
- Luca and Troy are sleeping somewhere in the house but i can't find them.
- Time to work.