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Published : 1 year, 6 months ago (Mon, 17 Dec 2007 18:18:39 PST) Searched: http://dothesmustle.livejournal.com/10595.html 35 links Related posts

 Alma:WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN. I SHOULD KICK YOUR ASS, I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE MOCKING THE TV FOR ALMOST A MONTH....I MIGHT KILL YOU TONIGHT.
Ever since the founder challenge started, I haven't even played the Pipers. I fear for my life.
 Townie Boy:HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A SEXY MOFO.
 I wish I had a snow day. I HAVEN'T HAD A SNOW DAY SINCE I WAS SEVEN D:
 Brady rubs his no schoolness all up in MAH FACE.
 Ana was tired of seeing pansy ass bitches in the house and wanted to teach Heidi to be a bitch.
 Heidi:I'm better than youuuu areee Brady:Oh hell naw, bitch. I own you and yo momma!
 The whole kid stalking thing still goes on by the way. Heidi bitches about something.
 Heidi:Did she just take away my play-buddy? I will eat her soul with my creepy staring.
 Kara:EW KISSING, GTFO! I also have to piss.
 Brady has daddy issues. He goes all ~demon~ the second Heidi mentions Hayden.
 Heidi and Brady:Our older sister is a going to be a future hoe! *plusplus*
 Alma:Hey congrats on popping out of my vajayjay! Heidi:My birth? Why thank you, I didn't think anyone noticed!
 I just thought this was pretty picture of Kara.
 And so begins Brady's "OH HAY GUYZ COME WATCH ME BE AWESOME" annoyingness.
 Brady:ANA, ANA, ANA DID YOU SEE ME DO THAT? WASN'T IS AWESOME?


 Kara is ignored, because she is boring and normally functioning.
 It's Heidi's birthday, meanwhile, Alma throws a bitchfit.
 Oh. My. God. That is just...an awful, awful outfit.
 Kara has taken over Heidi's kiss ass job.
 Heidi:Dayuuum, I'm ~stylin~ in this heinous outfit of mine with a fug v-neck brown sweater top with a plaid mini skirt and flamingo pink uggs with matching fishnet stockings.
Ana:You lost it to a creepy old man? Good job!
 Heidi rolled romance with the lifetime want to become a celebrity chef.
 *insert sexual euphamism requiring a missile of somesort here*
 Hayden:I love my beautiful wife! Alma:SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX
 Heidi with a makeover, she's looking pretty foxy.
 Ana got jealous and wanted a makeover, too. She's fly as well!
 Heidi begins to be a conceited little thing.

 Heidi wins at having hilariously scary facial expressions.
 Heidi gets excited about making her bed. She doesn't care that she has another snowday or anything.
 I gave Brady a cute curly haircut.
 Has Ana's innerbitch finally come out?
 Ana:I SAW THE WAY YOU LOOKED AT ME, DOOR. I WILL CUT YOU.
 Oooor not?
Ana:LOLOL Sorry, door. Just kidding! Wouldn't it be crazy if I actually acted as such?
 Brady:ANA DO YOU SEE ME BEING AWESOME? HUH? HUH? Ana:Actually, no. The door is stuck like this.
 Brady:DO YOU SEE ME DOING MY REALLY SUPER COOL HEADSTAND? Ana:No, the door is still stuck...
 Brady:YOU SAW THAT, RIGHT? YOU SAW MY AWESOME HEADSTAND?? Ana:....
 Brady:Oh, did you miss it? IT'S OKAY THERE'S MORE AWESOME TO SHARE!
 Brady:DO YOU SEE MY TOTALLY CARTWHEEL? IT'S AWESOME LIKE MY HEADSTANDS!
 THIS FAMILY IS FULL OF CONCEITED ASSMUNCHERS!
 Heidi:Congratulations on something, I'm sure is highly inappropiate! Brady:MUST. HAVE. MORE. ATTENTION.
 Brady:DANCE WITH MEEEEEEEE!
 Kara...paints. Good job on being the boring kid of the generation.
 Heidi believes playing with handhelds is SUPER HARDCORE.
 Ana invited this looker over. Ana decides she doesn't like that monkeybitch.
 Ana:Hey, guys! Monkeybitch(MB) over here just passed some gas! GROSS, RIGHT?
 MB:OH HAY LOOK OVER THUR! Brady:This shit is going to be entertaining.
 Ana:THE HELL?
 Ana:Who does this bitch think she is?
 Ana:Hit on her? B-b-b-but she looks like a freaking ape!
 MB: OH HELL TO THE NAW!
 Ana:Oh, you got a little thing right here.
 Ana:YOU'RE SUCH A DUMBASS! HOW THE HELL DID YOU FALL FOR THAT?
 Ana:Annoy her summore? Hell yeah!
 Ana:YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY. I WOULDN'T DO YOU EVEN WITH A BAG OVER YOUR HEAD, BITCH!
 MB:FUCK NO. I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT.
 Ana:I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!


 Ana just started bitch at her out of nowhere. I kind of love her a lot now.
 Like you didn't see this coming.
 Kara:Can't we all just get alooooong?
 Ana gets her ass handed to her.
 Ana:OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE KICKED MY ASS. D:
 Ana:WAAAAAAH. MY LIFE IS SO ~TRAGIC~
 She cried three times in a row. MAN UP ANA!
 Monkeybitch cries, because she finally had a look in the mirror.
 Ana:IS THIS BITCH ACTUALLY CRYING?
 Heidi: :D :D :D
 Ana sets aside all this drama to check out her ~sexiness~
 Brady:Monkey Girl is getting all up in my grill. RAAAAPE
 Heidi:...Well for one, I'm pretty freaking sexy.
 MB:YOU NOT AS SEXY AS I AM, BETCH.
 Ana's about to get ready to attempt kick MB's ass once more. To prove herself.
 Ana:Waiiiiit. She totally handed my ass over to me the first time. What is my freaking life?
 Ana:WAAAAAAAAAAH. D:
 Kara, you're already known as the boring child. You can't start stealing Brady's quirk.
 ATTACK.
 This time Ana won. I hope she's proud of herself.
 Ana:Back off, your breath smells like crap.
 MOAR ATTACK FOR YOU.
 YOU SEE ANA. YOU ALREADY PROVED YOURSELF. NOW YOU'RE BACK IN FAIL MODE.
 MB:What bitchwhore, but she's sooo seeeeexxxyyy!
 Ana:STEP TO ME YOU FUGLY BITCH!
Now I'm sure many of you are thinking: WHERE THE HELL ARE THEIR PARENTS?
 Well, there they are!
 This is getting old, frlz.
 Hayden and Alma:*suckface*
 Heidi and Brady prefer to ignore these fights. Their way to escape from it all? Tag.
 You're IT!
 Now you're IT!
 Now you're it!
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG. TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY WRONG.
 MB:Hey bitch, I stole some of your CDs, bitch!
 Ana:She is NOT serious? Is she?
Meanwhile...
 ...Now you're IT!
 ...Now you're it!!
The stupid. It burns my retinas.
 Brady:Why aren't they paying attention to MEEEEE?
 Talking shit about your own daughter? Niiiiice.

 Obviously, stupid is contagious.
 Kara reverts to her boring ways.
 ...Yeah. Still absolutely useless.

 *facepalm times 83474329484*
STOP ENCOURAGING HIM, ANA!
 MONKEYBITCH.
 SERIOUSLY?
 Heidi gets an A+....
 ...while Ana goes off to college. SEE YOU L8ER, BB!
 I finally got Alma's portrait completed.
 I remembered Heidi was a romance sim and brought over the matchmaker.
 SCREW YOU, MATCHMAKER. WHY DO I CONTINUE TO USE YOUR MATCHMAKING ~POWERS~?

 Whatever. I just needed to get her some ~lovin~
 Date:Your hooker makeup turns me on, BABEH!
 ~first kiss~
 As every sim date, it is ruined by a pillow fight.
 So that's every sim child of the generation traumatized for life. This is Kara's THIRD TIME. She's going to have some messed up woohoolife.
 HAYDEN AND ALMA ARE SO USELESS OMG.
They had three more fires that same day. I was too frustrated to capture them all.
 Heidi is off start a ~new life~ as a young adult.
 Which leaves the twins home. I'm waiting for them to grow the hell up, so I can get to generation three.

 D: D: D: D:
 My self sim called Hayden just to tell him what a sexbomb he is. It's nice to know I'm a homewrecking stalker in the sims 2.
 Brady:YOU GUYS!!! COME WATCH ME BE MORE AWESOME FOR THE 8947364TH TIME!!
 Kara is still very boring.
 It's time for the twins' birthday!
 SYNCHRONIZED GROWING UP, YA'LL!
 They both grow into vomit inducing outfits that make you ask: WTF MAXIS?
 Brady - Family - Graduate 3 Kids From College.
 Kara - Knowledge - Become A Media Magnate.

 And the twins are off to college.
 Alma and Hayden spend their time with an empty nest not to have sexytime 47833 times like they did with children in the house, they read ~refeshing~ novels.
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