...attacked by evil bugs and is asking the smashing Dennis Haysbert what kind of bugs he can expect. I just thought it was cute and would make a lolzy icon! by me, from the golden age of phanwank . Right after the 2004 Phantom of the Opera movie of the musical came out, there was an explosion in the fandom with people drooling over the Phantom's hot sexiness. It wasn't their fault, ALW ...
... feeling someone watched Angel of Music one too many times), badShakespeare!Phantom, E/C on the Titanic, the list goes on. But the absolute winner has to be this little gem. Ladies and gentlemen of the phanwank, I give you "Beautiful Things", or as I call it, "Someone has been reading FAR too much Brothers Grimm". Yeah, I wouldn't read this if you have a weak stomach. http://www.fanfiction.net/s...
... tell me that he is not married, 50, and slightly deformed!" She gave me a look like I was toking something fuckwad-verse!Nadir had given me. I was then obliged to explain, in normal non fandom speak, about Phanwank and the fic I was sporking. She still looked at me like I was insane, but at least now she understood WHY she'd scared the ever-lovin' out of me at 5 a.m.! (Yeah, Phantomess doesn't ...
I haven't been involved with Phantom for a long time (and phanwank even longer), but on a recent whim I ordered a piece of self-published fanfiction off Amazon. To my utter non-surprise, it was really bad. Since it follows a very familiar pattern of bad Phantom fic (Raoul is abusive, among other stuff), the review I wrote criticizes that pattern as much as this specific book... I thought I'd share...
... he got curious about my book.... and is reading it. I should be worried. Yay? Nay? There is no secret phanwank rule book you all have in the underground that I should be scared of it there? How to wank--by Phanwank. Pulitzer material I am telling you! This new Erik on the net is---well---cranky after all. Lovely post though. I ...
OK, heres my first (very feeble) attempt at a phanwank. Sorry I couldnt figure out the LJ cut thing, it wasnt workign for me... phantomreviews.livejournal.com/903.html Its a erotic phantasy with a non deformed Erik. Sound great, doesnt it? DOESNT IT??!!
My brother is a huge fan of the musical but if you mention the movie or the sequel, his face might melt off. Anyway, he's been working on this "phantom shrine" in his room for the past three years. I think he's finally done. Maybe. The chandelier lights up. And crashes. He's insane.
ALW Stage * BroadwayWorld.com interviews Gina Beck of PHANTOM OF THE OPERA . Other Stage * More info on the Moonlight Amphitheatre production of the Yeston/Kopic Phantom . Graphics * 118 POTO, 25 Yeston/Kopit, 30 1990!film, 5 "other" icons by thinkofmephan . * glamourcorpse in phantomfans wants to know who this Red Death at Comic Con was . * ...