06:05 keith: unfortunately the only words I know in arabic are "stop" and "lay down"
06:05 1224: hahahaha
06:05 1224: That's kind of saddening.
06:05 1224: ok that's REALLY saddening.
06:06 keith: I have a "tourist" book
06:06 keith: of other useful phrases
06:06 keith: "where are the explosives?"
06:06 keith: "are you shot?"
06:06 keith: "how far is x"
06:06 keith: "do you need food?"
06:07 keith: the conversations are always charmed
06:07 1224: "Where can I find decent prostitutes?"
06:08 1224: "The cheese is old and moldy"
06:08 keith: i should lookup something ridiculous
06:08 1224: "Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers"
06:08 1224: "My bajingo's on fire"
06:09 keith: "is that a banana clip on your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
06:09 1224: "Thanks but no thanks, my ass is exit only"
06:10 1224: "Can you direct me to the candy shoppe?"
06:10 1224: "Is there nougat in this?"
06:10 1224: I like this game.
06:10 keith: I have to think of something that won't get me in trouble though
06:10 keith: but that they'll understand
06:11 1224: Then go with the candy shoppe one
06:11 keith: and that I can try to say with a straight face
06:11 1224: oh, nevermind
06:11 1224: "Purple donkey soda difficult glassware ceiling dandelion scotchtape"
06:12 keith: you just look around the room?
06:12 1224: haha yes and no
06:12 1224: I got to "difficult" before I started looking.
06:13 1224: Way to know that I have no real imagination
06:14 keith: "balaclavas rip a white bank account an empty foot powder can"
06:14 keith: "may I alarm your electrical receptacle?"
06:15 1224: oooo I likes
06:15 1224: "Who's got the keys to my Beamer?"
06:16 keith: "i don't know but i've got a hummer right here for you"

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06:17 keith: i think I'll go to lunch
06:17 keith: maybe the itis will kick in
06:17 1224: good plan
06:17 1224: if there are eggs... then you can't avoid thinking of me
06:18 1224: especially because I just said that
06:18 1224: HA.
06:18 keith: I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
06:18 keith: I'll probably just get fruit
06:19 keith: they've had pretty nasty hot stuff the past couple days
06:19 1224: nasty hot stuff sounds like a porn flick
06:19 keith: fuck
06:19 1224: rather, "pretty nasty hot stuff"
06:19 keith: what about breaded fish in cheese stuff
06:19 1224: ew.
06:19 1224: That is unnappealing hot food indeed.
06:19 1224: ok seriously
06:20 1224: I'm still bothered by the presence of fish in the desert
06:20 keith: ahah
06:20 keith: yesss
06:20 keith: well they do have rivers
06:20 1224: I don't CARE
06:20 keith: but I think they probably import this stuff
06:20 1224: FISH
06:20 1224: IN THE DESERT