A list of my actual, honest-to-gods irrational fears: -Spiders -Moths -Clowns -Old style puppets (with the wooden heads and the mouths with the lines and shit) -Catching HPV and having my body turn into a fucking ficus -The Ocean I'm a weird guy. And before you EVEN try it (I'm looking RIGHT THE HELL AT *YOU* sweetdragon and yep_i_am_dennis , no, Googling up close images of said...

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yep_i_am_dennis  find that SIMS 3 developers have been keeping up with the economy Me: Oh. I got the sims 3 guide, you'll love this. there's a cheat where you can move in to ANY house and not have to pay the price. Jae: What is it? "boolprop=subprime_mortgage_crisis true"? Me: LMFAO!!!!!!! FTMFW! unlocked and quoted with permission

A round of applause is due to yep_i_am_dennis , who recently became the 100th watcher of this community! We couldn't decide whether to bake you a cookie or get you a pony, so we baked you a pony. Thank you! :)

After seeing this on yep_i_am_dennis and rhyno1975 's pages, I decided to upload my own. Too bad you can't affect his body size or much else other than hair, costume and color scheme. Make Your Own

From yep_i_am_dennis . 1. Reply to this post and I'll assign you a letter. 2. List (and upload, if you feel like it) 5 songs that start with that letter. 3. Post them to your journal with these instructions Since I've recently had to reinstall Windows (twice), I haven't gotten around to uploading them, so I'm gonna have to go off memory here. I decided what the hell and reloaded my entire...

It was going to be a good day. When she woke, her joints weren't stiff. Her translucent arms with bright blue veins could peel back the quilted layers of her bedding without stopping or shaking. Though still slow, she swiveled her thin legs with knotty knees out of the bed and directly into her fluffy, warm house shoes without any pain. Agnus sat up and smiled at the morning sunlight blaring through...

Her blue, porcelain bowl rattled with its spoon as she set the remains of her oatmeal breakfast in her stainless steel sink. She touched the knob that controlled the water. She watched as the spoon circled the edge of the bowl before sliding to a stop. Her hand left the handle. She walked out of the kitchen. In the mud room, she slipped on her nylon black boots with black flaux-fur edging. She...

He found his present on his front stoop. Wrapped in plain brown paper, it was addressed to him with the return address of his grandmother. He picked it up and carried it in while he wondered why his grandmother had sent a gift. It wasn't his birthday or any anniversary he knew. He set the rectangular package down on the coffee table on his way through the living room. It rattled like a picture frame...

This week's guest blogger is a none other than the fantastic Dennis of yep_i_am_dennis fame. His "Picture of the Day" has been an inspiration to me, especially after a hard day at work. The 'humanness' of his nature photography is cathartic and resonates on a deep level. I find them refreshing, innocent and above all compelling. It's a pleasure to have him on my blog, not just because he's...