Why hello there Daylight Savings Time! Even though you're a thoroughly useless and outdated concept, we'll still use you to make a light-themed quiz. Because... well, why not? 1. What was the longest running soap opera in television history? "Soap operas: Crack for house-wives who aren't stealing their kids' Ritalin." - demon_666 "Fox News" - 6 of you "C-Span" - dorei , ...

"it's my birthday on the 11th of the 11th! UnFortunately I am not turning 11. Fortunately I am turning 21 and am therefore legal for anything." - elvenpiratelady Happy Almost birthday, and may you do nothing illegal in the next two days! 1. Fun with lyrics! Name the song: Don't tell me the lights are shining Anyplace but there We will dance the "Hoochie-Koochie" I will be your...

1. What cartoon characters were known for "bouncing here and there and everywhere"? "The Beatles" - 16 of you "A wonderful thing is a Tigger; a Tigger's a wonderful thing! Their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of spring! They're bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun! The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is I'm the only one!" - jmthane , ...

First squares, then cubes! Is there no end to our unoriginality? 1. What is the world's top-selling puzzle game, and possibly the world's best-selling toy? "It's fun for a girl and a boy." - froggie_girlkel " It's Log! " - silk_knickers , squeegibo , a_l_p_h_a_b_e_t , laughingacademy "LJDQ Brand Chastity Belts (Your Mother Edition). Easiest game...

Why squares? Why not? After all, August is the 8th month, and 8 is a perfect cube, and a cube is six squares put together, and the quiz has six questions, and I'll just give myself the gruyere Award for Logic Renunciation and stop talking now. 1. R.E.M.'s live concert in Germany on 23 July 2003 was recorded and distributed as a video with what title? "It was distributed as a video...

And for the eighth month of the year, the theme is 8! And in case you're wondering how many times we've cheesed out and used "single-digit number/number of month" as the theme, well, it does happen every once in a blue moon or two . 1. Who was the father of King Edward VI of England? "Henry the Eighth, I am, I am!" - 41 "Edward V" - 10 "King Edward VH" - seekingferret...

Heat wave! Summertime makes this chunk of North America pretty darn hot, so we're going to share a bit of the good (or bad) weather with everyone else on Earth. The heat is on! 1. What is the term for the measure of energy required to increase the temperature of a substance by a certain interval? "SCIENCE! I am blinded." - kristinmachina "I can honestly state that I did not understand...

"HAPPY FIFTH BIRTHDAY since I assume that is the theme here." - rainbowjehan , greatleaps , alkion04 Congratulations and a +5 for figuring out the reason for the theme. You may drink five gin and tonics today. Unless you're not yet legal, in which case you can redeem this coupon upon turning the appropriate age. "Fifth Anniversary of DQ? I thought sure I was playing the...

This quiz is 86.7% vegetarian-friendly. Vegan-friendly, even. We, however, are not. 1. What is the official title of the heir to the throne of the Netherlands? "*heh* *snicker* you said Nether, nether regions!" - kagomeshuko and 7 others "The Great Dane (in Waiting)" - bizzatch (Something is rotten in the state of... Holland? -CV) "GOOD DAY, I AM BORKA HURDA, HEIR TO THE...

1. Who is the current Prime Minister of the United Kingdom? "Zombie Winston Churchill" - seekingferret (The Deadcoats are coming! The Deadcoats are coming! -CV) "Hugh Grant" - majorsamfan , piney61 (+1, Love Actually. -CV) "Optimus Prime" - 10 of you. Autobrits, roll out, wot wot! "Dan Brown" - kagomeshuko "Alton Brown" - 10 more of you, OM NOM NOM...