My piece based on shadesong 's Valentines is up on the IAF auction site Finally. *laugh* I adore this piece. I really do. And I couldn't ask for a better source of inspiration. You should bid. ;)

This is the last one, folks. "I am horrified, and yet I must have one" -- slipjig "But Adam, you don't have a chicken!" -- shadesong "Mmm . . . gangbang" -- shadesong "Your vaginamancy is strong" -- slipjig "She's got the GI Joe pussy with the kung fu grip" -- slipjig "Do I have to point out all the bi girls surrounding the pussy?" -- ...

Elayna is off at a birthday party. So gwynraven , shadesong , and I are watching a contemporary classic movie. That would be One-Eyed Monster , starring Amber Benson and Ron Jeremy. It's just as good as we'd expected it to be. Possibly even better.

Don't go to the malls today, Gentle Readers. Shop online. Let me point out others' works and livelihoods, before I go into my own spiel for my own stuph. And one disclaimer... I ***am*** going to be forgetting someone. I know that going in, because I know myself too well and I know my own degree of brain-fuzz. [I knew the job was dangerous when I took it.] Please do not feel offended if I leave...

Much food was made. And for once, the ingredients we ran out of (milk and sugar) were things that could be found at variety stores (since MA has an insane and awful law requiring grocery stores to be closed today). As chef, I stood in the kitchen for about twelve hours, but it was worth it. Stuff that was made: A 21-pound turkey. Not quite as big as last year's thankfully, but still sizable. Meat...

"My wish is for somebody to get a video of Glen Beck snorting cocaine off of a male prostitute's dick" -- slipjig "These are bigger than I need" -- shadesong "No comment" -- yendi "Are we going to have some pussy pie?" -- aristabulus "Where would you like Andy's pump?" -- gwynraven "The boys took my knives away before I got the alcohol" -- ...

"Finally, I have detachable penis" -- shadesong "Years ago I gave you best cock on the block and I haven't given you anything since" -- slipjig "Sometimes a girl just wants to sit back and be corrupted" -- shadesong "No, I did not lose it because I was thinking about penises" -- slipjig "Now I'm thinking about how to speak Italian in LOLcat" -- Elayna...

Recently, ckd posted about the impending loss of the SANE program, reposting from shadesong . One of the programs on the chopping block as part of the upcoming round of budget cuts, the SANE program is one of the best ways to reduce rape, by getting fast, high quality convictions of rapists (and exonerating people who are not rapists). ckd urged his readers to call their...

any number of you mathematico-linguistic slipstream fiction fans might enjoy this story: Reading by Numbers , by Aidan Doyle. If you like math or horrorish SF -- and especially if you like both -- you'll probably enjoy it. (h/t shadesong )

This is important . Since my state rep is on both the Joint Committee on Public Health and Joint Committee on Public Safety and Homeland Security, I specifically mention them in this letter in hopes that a non-form letter will be more effective. If you live in Massachusetts, please call and write your legislators with your own experiences and concerns. (Call and write; call to get their attention...