Title: Murderface's New Girlfriend Author(s): madwriter223 Pairing(s)/Character(s): Skwisgaar, Murderface, and OC named Susan, and the Big Two Summary: "Skwisgaar? Is there a reason you're hiding under my desk?" Rating: PG-13 Warning(s): Big Icky-Factor Word Count: 1033 Disclaimer: I do not own Dethklok, nor any assorted characters. Author Notes: Cross posted to mord_haus...

Title: Such a Fine Ass Author(s): madwriter223   Pairing(s)/Character(s): Pretty much the whole band, with Charles and Knubbler Summary: The secret debate of whose ass is nicer escalates. Rating: PG-13, for language Warning(s): just insanity Word Count: 1643 Disclaimer: I don't own Dethklok, nor their manager or producer Author Notes: crossposted on mord_haus  ...

I x-posted this here from sausagefestival because cycatryx suggested I do so. Sorry if you've already seen this! D: I thought since I've already posted the fic I might add a little...something extra to make it not-exactly the same. (I'd like to preface this by mentioning was hungover at the time.) Anyway, I thought I'd mention something that I noticed when I was re-watching Dethrace...

The other night on the CLDK iScribble board, ftw302 and I were discussing a zoo trip. WE WANT TO GO TO THE ZOO. WE ARE VERY EXCITED ABOUT GOING TO THE ZOO. We're planning to go to the Franklin Park Zoo , in Boston, on Saturday, August 1.  You can get there by taking one bus or another from the T.  (Oh, or you can drive.  Do any of us even own a car?)  Saturday, August 1st  is half-price admission...

title: Accidents Happen pairing: Toki/Skwisgaar rating: Mature/NC-17 warnings: idiotic attempt at humor, sex, mild language summary: Toki and Skwisgaar have an accident... and then another. And another. And... well you get the idea. a/n: first time posting Metalocalypse slash. So don't uh... shoot me please. Comments are love. X-posted to sausagefestival  and dethficion.com under the name...

So, when I posted Jizz-In-My-Pants-Klok , I offered a little story to each artist who posted a picture of the boys jizzing in their pants. They did, so I did. I should point out that catspook made a charming avatar of Toki jizzing in his pants, and I adjudged that worth a drabble, but it was never claimed. The offer stands. Actually, while I'm at it, I'd like to make a standing offer: anyone...

I know I haven't posted much in awhile, mostly because I've been really really sick, and I'm only now just starting to get better, and be able to write decent prose again. Title: Wishful Sinful pt. 2 Rating: NC-17 (Sex, drugs, rock n' roll) Summery: Charlie remembers when he was young and irrisponsible... and finds himself that way again (vaguely related to once upon a time, but stands alone just...

The doors of Dethfiction.com are open to the public, even though it took me a little while to make it over here and annouce it, lol! :D Come on in, register an account, skim over our Site Guide and Terms of Service, and then start uploading your stories! Sorry about the non-metal/mellow skin, lol. I'm having a little trouble with the actual skin I'll use for the site, so that'll come a little later...

The doors of Dethfiction.com are open to the public, even though it took me a little while to make it over here and annouce it, lol! :D Come on in, register an account, skim over our Site Guide and Terms of Service, and then start uploading your stories! Sorry about the non-metal/mellow skin, lol. I'm having a little trouble with the actual skin I'll use for the site, so that'll come a little later...

The doors of Dethfiction.com are open to the public, even though it took me a little while to make it over here and annouce it, lol! :D Come on in, register an account, skim over our Site Guide and Terms of Service, and then start uploading your stories! Sorry about the non-metal/mellow skin, lol. I'm having a little trouble with the actual skin I'll use for the site, so that'll come a little later...