I'm still recuperating from the touch of pneumonia. Finished up the horrid antibiotics though and actually went to work yesterday. Got hugs from my boss and the big boss. Wonderful guys. I just like them so much. They're so kind. Now about Senator Kennedy. I remember writing about going to Alice Tully Hall at Lincoln Center because a friend had tickets to Poetry reading. Some of the peeps were Kevin...

A few months ago I, in a moment of inspired boredom, created two profiles on the same adult chat site---one as my charming and handsome self, and one as a sexually-frustrated housewife named Michelle.  My real profile tells it like it is:  my photo, my stats, and a few lines about me and the qualities I admire in a man.  To date, this profile has been viewed a total of twelve times and has garnered...

After a particularly cathartic therapy session last night, I had the pleasure of hanging out with my old friend, the sweet, gorgeous, lamentably heterosexual royko  .  A couple of cocktails later, we settled onto my couch and watched the parade of misogynist inanity that is VH1's nighttime programming.  Sometime around midnight we became fascinated by The Rock of Love Charm School, a show...