Yorba Linda always makes me think of this poem that I had to memorize freshman year at purchase . (Yes, I just lj-usered my alma mater.) When I saw it was a trending topic on Twitter, I had to click on it. I do not doubt that I am a horrible person, given that this is the first thing that popped into my head when I was reading the AP reports. I pretty much just sat down and wrote it in twenty...