I have exactly $20 until Friday. Obviously I should go down to the corner shop and buy an overpriced two litre bottle of Coke and an ice cream, right? I was heavily involved in pottersues in early early 05. I've got it still friended but rarely comment there, but today there was an old fashioned AMAZING Voldemort's daughter stories, and fuck me, but I love those. Still gleeing over the...

How bad it is that after reporting a Sue here I have the feeling of having done so before? Is it because there are sooooo many of them now? Title: I Was Born A Unicorn Culprit: Kogo Shuko Full name: Cerridwyn Douglas aka Cerri aka Cerr Species: A very... ehm... unique unicorn Hair: "long blonde hair trailed down my back" Eyes: Light gray Markings: "I am no taller than 5’3, and...

 A Brogue is a comfortable shoe, often found by little old ladies in Edinburgh (pronounced Edin-burr) going to tea-shops to complain about the price of scones. Most awesome fanfic idea~ The princess swiftly scanned the table, noticing the absence of the King’s legendary companions, Lord Black and Baron Lupin, but dismissed the thought quickly as she focused away from her observation and back...

Since the last communiqué from the front, I have done another lot of washing up whilst listening to the very lovely OTH soundtrack, put on another load of laundry (towels etc this time), killed half a dozen moths (don't give me that RSPCM look - our flat appears to be infested with the damn things), rearranged my bedroom again and found the Shakeaways reward card which I erroneously assumed was in...

OK, it has to be said... Rape and sexual abuse is not an effective, cute, or romantic crackfic plot. Now, I know that crackfic, by it's nature, tends to not be exactly great literature. Yet, in its defense I have read some very, very good stories, well written, thoughtfully plotted out, and yes, sometimes violent acts, even violent sexual acts do occasionally written about. Our world is a dark world...

This is a shockingly true story! I was going to post something about Twilight being sexist, but this happened. Just...just read... 'Kay. So, today, I had to go to claim my schedules and stuff from UST (I'm going to college--huzzah!). I finished at around 12, so I decided to have lunch. I bought several KitKat bars for the trip back to Parañaque, but unfortunately on my way to the bus stop I passed...

Hello to you all, from now on I am too one rip-off of the great pottersues . I will spork annoying Bleach Mary-Sues to my heart's content...! So wish me good luck!

pottersues had a Twilight/Harry Potter crossover a couple of days ago ... which I just now got around to reading. And it is the funniest damn thing I have read since the last time I picked up Good Omens . Throw in some BSG and it would be a black vortex of sucky interpretations of my fandoms and oh gods do I want to write that now .

Reincarnetion Release Spell This is the funniest thing I've seen on pottersues  in a long time! Dumbledore wants to see if reincarnation is real, so he puts a spell on the school, and tells everyone at the last minute, and then people start turning into Naruto characters. Which is very WTF, until.... Harry turns into Gaara, Draco turns into Naruto, and Neville turns into Sasuke. (I can't...

ryttu3k on YET ANOTHER Elemental Mary-Sue: Just once, JUST FREAKING ONCE, I want to see an Elemental who uses REAL ELEMENTS. Caesium - burst in to flames at the first sign of moisture! Osmium - be really, really, really dense! Bromine - have the power to clear the room in two seconds flat! Or compounds, like the Elementals who can use, like, fire and water. Chlorine trifluoride - be hypergolic...