The Most Popular Book in the Whole World Chapter 9 , "SPOILER: Xlormp is a Space Alien" When Xlormp was nervous, his flippers sort of twitched and his antennae wiggled in a rhythmic pattern. I was fighting an intense urge to throw him to the ground and make sweet, slimy love to him right then and there. But I knew something was on his mind. I knew this because he had told me, not minutes earlier...

MOVING PEOPLE! Do you need boxes?  Work just came into a crapload of them, large and small.  Let me know if you need me to load up the Focus. Also, naiad_kitty , when do you need people tomorrow?  And what is the address of the new house?  Are we meeting there, or at the old one?

There's a Subway in some little side-plaza down the road from work, run by two very sassy black ladies.  Today turned out to be too hot for a Cup O'Noodles, so I opted for a sandwich instead (italian, turkey, provolone, lettuce and mayo: the blandest, most boring sandwich imaginable).  Only, when I went to pay, I realized I'd taken my wallet out to pay some bills the night before and had left it on...

After Nugget and Junior, there came Angus and McCormick (thank you,  naiad_kitty  and  rootbeerwoman  for the names.  You weirdos).   I haven't posted any photos of late, because a large chunk of my job became photographing and updating the animals on the Wake County website.  I was too tired of it to do at home. But I had to bring those boys in today, so have picspam in their memory...

Job's going AWESOME!!!! That is all. snicks_chan made her character, a Zora Swashbuckler to partner with halofire 's Kokiri Druid. spazztichero and naiad_kitty , you're next!!! I'm really excited about this swashbuckler character. She's planning to prestige into a Dread Pirate. I've always thought a Zora Swashbuckler (and pirate) would be REALLY cool. You could jump...

Hey spazztichero , snicks_chan , and/or naiad_kitty ! I've been working with halofire on her Kokiri Druid and I have forgotten how much goes into character creation, cause it's been so long, but we're almost done with her whole character sheet. With the steps I'm recollecting from doing her character I hope I can get other characters done quicker. So, I propose we...

Raleigh people! Katherine and I are tentatively considering bowling tomorrow night (more because she has yet to see the TERRIFYING HILARITY that is Spazz on the lanes than anything), and I was wondering if anyone else might be interested. Also, naiad_kitty , I'm sorry about welching out on the art museum; I thought you meant Chuck was going to be here NEXT weekend.  But, perhaps, bowling...

So, the always beautiful and clever Liam! has decided to restart his "Random Questions Meme". It's a pretty nice little meme, I totally reccomend going off and doing it. Now I say. Now! The Random Question Meme! An array of completely random questions about my friends! Who would make a better stuffed animal, active_apathy or naiad_kitty ? Naiad_kitty seems to be generally fluffier...

I didn't expect it to happen so fast, but I have a job! That's right, I am the newest project manager at Newfangled Web Factory in Carrboro, NC. When I say it happened fast, that's not hyperbole. In fact, from the time I sent in my resume to when they offered me the job, it was less than a week! It's a fantastic organization, full of friendly, dedicated folks. They also love to play Quake, which...

I blame naiad_Kitty . Kitty Shoes!