"SpiderLJDQ, Spider LJDQ, does whatever a SpiderLJDQ does." - umbralcorax Can we swing by a web? No we can't; we're a quiz. 1. Who is the foul-mouthed drug-using protagonist of the comic "Transmetropolitan"? "Transvestite, metrosexual politician. Is Eddie Izzard running for office?" - sskipstress , rhiannonjk "Transmetropolitan? That just sounds like a corporate...

"I learnt an important lesson last night: although made from wheat, beer is not a substitute for food. Even if the restaurant's service is absurdly slow." - lins_arosa Beer! It's like liquid bread! "Finally! A quiz theme I can really sink my teeth into. Er, umm, get my mouth around. Well, I mean, you know, I know jack about this subject. Onto the answers, forthwith!" - stagemanager...

"I should have known you'd follow your least popular theme with your most popular theme!" - angelprojekt "I just like to say that being quoted 5 times last quiz helped me deal with the fact that moments after I read the quiz the boss called me into his office to fire me. so yay! quiz! and booooooo! boss!" - b_hulsmans "It's my birthday today! Yip yip hooray! I do not live near...

"LYRICS AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" - a predictably large number of you all Tune in next week when we use all sports questions, mwa ha haaaa! Ours is an evil laugh! "I was going to scream about how lyrics were the bane of my existence, but surprisingly I knew more than half of these. This must be Bizarro World LJDQ. Is Bizarro World green?" - cmzero I hate the Bizarros. 1. Hard fun...

"I have to tell you that for the past few days I've been thinking about the blatant false advertising that is Stoner's Pot Palace." - angelchicken ...My initial guess is, you're not in Amsterdam. 1. In the Imperial system of weights and measures, what is the unit of mass equivalent to fourteen pounds? "This is the Alderan in honor of the initial test of the Death Star. Fourteen...

1. Where were Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck going when they failed to take that left turn at Albuquerque? "A! L! B! U! ... um... QUERQUE!" - zihuatanejo , grayjedi , kirsty841 "To the moon, Edith!" - lookingforwater "Too late guys. You two can't get married in Cally any more. (Though really, it's probably for the best. That pair was pretty disfunctional, even...

New year, New-themed quiz! Wasn't that easy? Yeah, I new it. 1. What island is separated from the Canadian mainland by the Strait of Belle Isle? "Shouldn't that question have 'eh?' on the end?" - operatic_diva "the Isle of Lucy." - drbear "Brigadoon" - freezer818 "Hoser island? Curling island? Hockey island? 'Instert Canadian stereotype here' island?" - ...

And a happy new year to everyone! Sure, it's five days later, but here's our first answer post to the year. Let's toast to many happy returns! Or at least a whole bunch. If we're really lucky, we can make it to July and our five-year anniversary. If not, we'll die of alcohol poisoning sometime in March. Either way, it's party time! 1. The game of skittles is sometimes known as what? "That...

"I just got a new car and my number plate reminds me of you guys - LJQ!" - sometimespez We are everywhere. We are watching. Also, you need a new muffler. And that color? Puh-leeeeze! "Oh, with your icon, the girl wearing the LJ t-shirt makes me think it stands for Lovely Jugs. What does that make him? Don Quixote?" - demon_666 That icon would be an artist's (specifically, ...

Welcome back everyone! Sorry it's been so long... but everything's back to normal now and things can get underway again and this week's theme was Things That Begin With Q, because I've been in Qatar for the past 19 days and it's about as cheesy a theme as we could come up with. Don't be hatin'. Anyway, let's rock and roll! 1. Who was Inspector Gadget's boss? "He had a boss? That's scary....