1. http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html Ouch! Why? A Saber Saw BLADE?!?!?!?! Seriously, no. Buy a fucking adapter, you know, the thing WITHOUT a blade? Things like that do not go there! *thighs squeezed together* 2. Ollie is worried about his toes. He has a cut that goes across three of them from an accident with the dishwasher...

I have NO idea what my ED is doing! For the past 4 days or so I've been in this bizarre binge mode where I'm wanting to stuff myself with high fibre foods - fruits, veg. and wholegrains - so that I'd feel cleansed as I feel it all pass through my system. It's like the most ruthless spring clean, the natural way (i.e. without laxatives). Today though, something weird has happened. I kind of had to...