This was sufficiently ridiculous I had to spread it... http://linuxlock.blogspot.com/2008/12/linux-stop-holding-our-kids-back.html A middle school teacher gets angry because one of her students is distracting kids by doing something with his laptop and handing out CDs. (reasonable...) When she finds out they are Linux LiveCDs, she confiscates them as "stolen software" and writes a threatening letter...