Some say that he once lost a fight to the death with the Prince of Chichester, and that he has webbed buttocks ... all we know is that he is a contestant in LJ Idol. This week's topic was "Uphill, Both Ways, Barefoot." And, even though I just recently had a "You don't know how good you have it" argument with CM's daughter, I found it more appropriate to talk about the first place I heard that phrase...

Ganked from jfargo Like good comedy, this is awesome, and a little sad at the same time.

From jfargo , I have some words. Diverse Alterations Humor Scents Decisive Diverse - I like things that are not the same. If all trees looked like palm trees, I would be sad. If all cats were gray tabbies, I'd be sad. If everyone had the same color of hair, I'd find it boring. But diversity which is focused on for diversity's sake pisses me off. Sometimes I think that focusing more on our...

Only with the application of overwhelming force, apparently. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8206280.stm jfargo - I'm looking at you.

Simple contest, guess which real movie the fake movie is from. Some are ridiciously easy, others are ridiciously hard. Good luck, no IMDB. 1. The Big Hit dayzdark 2. Bowfinger bauran 3. Last Action Hero _quidam_ 4. Matinee bauran 5. Spaceballs _quidam_ 6. History of the World Part 1 bald_ruminant 7. Tropic Thunder 42_23 8. Monty Python...

My friend jfargo runs The Pooch Page , and would like some photos of your dog :) For more info, please see this entry .

The Month of Doom is almost over. If I survive this round, I will hit the milestone of Top 35. And, if I know my RPG rules, I believe that means I will earn an Action Point! You can help me, and others, avoid Doom (pictured above) by clicking here and voting for your favourite essays on the topic of "Its Not What You Think." Some of my favourites include: hideforshame jfargo scienter...

It’s Not What You Think   by jfargo Call it The Law of Attraction, The Power of Positive Thinking, or even The Secret; the theory is the same: If you think good things are coming to you, they will. You just concentrate on the good stuff, ignore the bad stuff, and the world will be your play thing, leaving you healthy, wealthy, and in charge. That’s all there is to it according...

Go meet new people! http://jfargo.livejournal.com/533670.html?view=3498406#t3498406 Love, Crystal  

Also: Things discovered while checking my friends page.... Why don't people like it when mind flayers form churches? Because they disapprove of illithid sects. "Numinous" is a fun word. http://jfargo.livejournal.com/528006.html for a funny tech support story.