Jeff swears he was not typing help i want to buy a unicorn sweatshirt into Google when he found the ugliest sweatshirt ever. No, this is not a vintage relic from the Salvation Army. This is a new sweatshirt printed just for you . Don't fear - you can buy this unicorn on a lot of ugly-ass shit . In other t-shirt related news, here's a shout out to jackshoegazer and mrbungle ...

hey everyone, first of all, to anyone who's been worrying about me, i apologize. a lot. lagizma , helpimarock , and calypso , this apology is for you especially. (jessica and jeff, thank you so much for the xmas card!!) i should have posted earlier to let you know i was ok, and i'm sorry. i'm doing really well, though. i'm living in asheville, north carolina, and i'm stable...

I want to out a sign up at my desk that says "What would you do to solve your problem if I was not here? Good. Go try that." -- schmecky Their biggest claim to fame will be blaming online file-sharing for their perceived declining album sales despite the fact that their self-titled album is one of the greatest selling albums of all time and even the shittiest of albums they've released since...

How many times have I written about how much I love the rain on my windows and roof? Too many, I'm sure. It's been going strong for about 6 hours now. It keeps my mind at ease. After spending the afternoon procurring drugs, meeting up with helpimarock and lagizma for post Ween blues, and seeking out books and documentaries on Colombia and Guatemala, the rain began to drip and drip...

September was a good month for quotes. I harvested a whole plenty of them. "The Mayans drank the blood of virgins and sacrificed children to their elephant god. I don't think they knew what they were talking about." — Anonymous on /b/ discussing the Myan date for the end of the world "I responded to his inconsiderate query by meowling like a kitten until I could no longer distinguish my voice...

Madeleine and Jeff have both moved up a full ranking since last time. Top Commenters on lagizma 's LiveJournal (Self comments excluded from rankings) 1 blozor 471 2 antarcticlust 456 3 helpimarock 440 4 anarmyofcamp 377 5 musashi270 285 6 estranged_rose ...

Welcome to Procrastination Station (which is one stop down from Conjunction Junction on the tracks to academic hell). I'll be your host tonight. Recently I was tagged with a meme by bluescissors76 . I have to proffer seven facts, and then tag seven of my friends and threaten them with all kinds of chain-letter doom if they don't propagate the meme. Easy enough. 1. One of the deep sorrows of...

Another post documenting my personal life, because I know how much you all simply adore being bored. Yesterday my computer experienced a massive failure, as massive as a failure could possibly be when dealing with Windows, meaning that it culminated in having to wipe the hard drive and start over. Monday and Tuesday were my days off work, and I had a lot of stuff planned to do during them. I was going...

I could (a) run a poll about crazy kitty pictures cluttering up your f-lists, (b) design a filter for these posts, or (c) just keep snapping and posting. I've chosen (c). Don't miss Jeff's round-up of kitty pictures , many of which were not in my journal, and all of which have uproarious captions. You know you want to see Jethro Tull Live with Special Guest Professor Kittypants . ...

One thing that I feared might happen, especially with Michael Bay at the helm of this new Transformers movie, was that people might watch it and find it so incredibly absurd that once they got over the really cool special effects and started analyzing the story, they would begin to wonder why anyone would be a fan of this property for over twenty years. For all of you who think Transformers was...