Overheard on LiveJournal's LiveJournal: < frankenslut > "Now, I'll just insert the penis.. Hmm, yes, there seems to be sufficient moisture in this cavity, I'll just rotate 67° to maximise distribution to all sides of the shaft. There we go, distribution complete. Penis adeqately hydrated. Withdraw. End transmission." to which I lol'd SO FUCKING HARD. That's probably the one occasion...

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a ton of these are from my buddies magpiette and frankenslut , as well as a bunch of thievery from the rest of you clever folks on my friends page! animals when i was a kid, i had a stuffed animal armadillo, and i named him "armadorable" ^^^ this is me in 5 years ^^ siamese kittens!!!! places ...

Here is a complete and itemised list of why I am completely and utterly unimpressed at the moment. My father proposed via note yesterday to a woman he barely knows and whom I have yet to meet. People are dropping like flies around me, at least in terms of being compis mentes . Due to VAIG being complete and utter fuckwits, there is a $100 hole in my money allocated for shopping, for no reason...