Overheard on LiveJournal's LiveJournal: < frankenslut > "Now, I'll just insert the penis.. Hmm, yes, there seems to be sufficient moisture in this cavity, I'll just rotate 67° to maximise distribution to all sides of the shaft. There we go, distribution complete. Penis adeqately hydrated. Withdraw. End transmission." to which I lol'd SO FUCKING HARD. That's probably the one occasion...

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a ton of these are from my buddies magpiette and frankenslut , as well as a bunch of thievery from the rest of you clever folks on my friends page! animals when i was a kid, i had a stuffed animal armadillo, and i named him "armadorable" ^^^ this is me in 5 years ^^ siamese kittens!!!! places ...

Here is a complete and itemised list of why I am completely and utterly unimpressed at the moment. My father proposed via note yesterday to a woman he barely knows and whom I have yet to meet. People are dropping like flies around me, at least in terms of being compis mentes . Due to VAIG being complete and utter fuckwits, there is a $100 hole in my money allocated for shopping, for no reason...

Happy Birthday tiny_monster ! You are the best at everything! 1. I got nothing. tiny_monster 2. yellowcardigan 3. Nobody! 4. heypais 5. lauraseabrook 6. preachertom 7. frankenslut 8. tedprior 9. darkwaterfrey 10. tiny_monster ! 11. monkey_vomit 12. My whole friends list! 13. stereotypist...

Stolen blatantly from frankenslut .

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Dear Magdalena, When I was thinking of a name for my computer, I came up with: Hephaestus Dicksmasher Well, xony_kookie came up with Dicksmasher, but that's beside the point. Many have asked me questions about this computer, what it looks like, how it runs, why would I name it a male name instead of female as my tradition would have it? This is the bit that has not changed...

Hello you lovely eggs! a word from your happy wifey, here. I'd like to clarify that the community is closed posting, and the only ones with posting access is frankenslut , neutralmilkinn , and myself, manjumymanji . sorry for any confusion this may have brought, please continue to enjoy our internet visual ramblings! much love, your friends at ne_ar_kr_xe_rn

Thankyou for the overwhelming response to my meme . Here are my responses. If you had one night before you died, what would you dine on? A large banquet including a fatted calf. Veal Parmigiana would figure heavily too, and a salad made of carrot, italian dressing, cucumber, lettuce, and strawberries. There would be a chocolate fountain and marshmallows on hand. Everything else would be meat...