Instead of explaining myself, I'm just going to link to another one of my LJ friends to explain it all, Dread Central's own Foywonder: http://foywonder.livejournal.com/158927.html Needless to say, if this is a joke, I'm not amused. If it isn't, it's just fucking retarded.

foywonder Once again is keeping me on top of the latest developments at Asylum Pictures Americ's number one source for direct-to-video mockbusters (ie. videos being released to ride the coat tails of whatever is popular at the megaplex) These are the guys that made such classics as King of the Lost World (their Peter Jackson King Kong ripoff), Snakes on a Train and one of their biggest...

In my opinion, Civic Video on Courtenay Pl. has the best selection of shitty movies (Although Amalgamated should be applauded for organizing movies by actor, making it easy to find the Steven Segal movies). Anyways last night I rented a little movie called "SOLAR ATTACK". About halfway through it, a giant fire-ball from a Solar Flare (yes) directly hits Wellington New Zealand, completely burning up...