Fuck my life. Seriously. I got an N Determination today. For those of you not familiar with the NSW Board of Studies, or the HSC, that basically means I'm fucked. I have to send in an appeal by the 8 th of this month, along with four title pages worth of work, or I'm fucked. I had an extremely intriguing set of dreams last night. In them, I : Made out with, then proceeded to sleep with, my...

Many happy returns, knightpanda ! Last night was really quite amusing. Really quite brilliant, in fact. Except for the fact that I managed to somewhat carelessly forget that it was Manda's birfday... and that I was expected at the party! So, rapidly shaved, discovered painfully that my straightrazor was blunt (about time to re-hone it i think), showered, cleaned up, got an outfit together...

Overheard on LiveJournal's LiveJournal: < frankenslut > "Now, I'll just insert the penis.. Hmm, yes, there seems to be sufficient moisture in this cavity, I'll just rotate 67° to maximise distribution to all sides of the shaft. There we go, distribution complete. Penis adeqately hydrated. Withdraw. End transmission." to which I lol'd SO FUCKING HARD. That's probably the one occasion...

Clearly the plan with the codeine phosphate and the diazepam didn't work so well. I just feel retarded. Found LD50 of AsO 3 out, seems suitably tiny, which falls under the category of The Moar You Know (cholera is a suspicious fucking death in this day and age in a suitably developed environment). After seeing indiejessabelle 's post in which there is a steampunk-styled computer (i'm...

< finesseccentric > Well I feel like... < peanuthorst > Apple!

Cheese. Also Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points) . In April I gave a_sfx a kidney (1000 points) . In January I set sweet_samba 's puppy on fire (-66 points) . Last Friday finesseccentric and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points...