Great . So Sam and Dawn had broken up -- and she was kinda proud of herself, she hadn't gone after Sam with a baseball bat or anything -- and now Romeo and Dojima might be split up, too, and she'd managed to piss Romeo off anyway by ranting about Dojima's scary religious group and so: kinda not so great. At least she hadn't gone after Dojima, either? On the other hand, she was gonna be a TA in...

Ah, it was good to be back in Fandom. He'd missed his friends over the summer, and was glad to see them again. And in addition to his old friends , he'd met a lot of new and interesting folks. Like a robot , a cat person , and a unicorn . That reminded him, he needed to call his little sister and see how she was getting on. He also had to call home and let them know he'd...

...don't care, I want them out of here. They have no-- *thunk* Okay, it's one thing when squirrels throw acorns, I don't need to deal with sku-- *whoosh* HA! That one missed, you stupid smelly skunk. Nice aim, maybe if you ju-- *THUNK* Oh, sure, squirrel, defend the skunk. You're only doing that because you're a total drunken lush yourse-- Hey! Why is the red recording light on? We're not starting...

"Hi, people! I know, you guys just heard my lovely voice on Saturday, but guess what, it's my actual broadcast this time. And thank god there aren't as many notes, you chatty little freaks. Classes, which ha-ha you all had to go to Leadership , like all classes this week, did intros . Agnes talked to Nathan about being stuck in leadership roles. Which sucks, dude, but at least people...

Jaye : Hello listening peeps. For those poor suckers- I mean, newbies- just joining us, I'm Jaye and I'm your usual Wednesday Jayedio personality. I think this might be my last broadcast for a while, as- Shut up! apparently I'm headed back to Brown. University, not UPS. And I think it highly depends on when the pirate gets back. But I'm not in a rush to go so he doesn't have to rush back. Anyway...

It'd been a very weird first few days, between meeting big siblings and getting boy roommates and meeting a bunch of new people including a freaking unicorn , and it was stuff like that last thing that sort of bothered her about this place. Everyone talked about Hell opening up like it was nothing, and um, Buffy had kind of died once to bring that about. And she'd been to hell...

Jenny: Hello, Fandom High! I'm Jenny Sparks, this is Reno 'I Don't Need a Stinking Surname,' and this is Booze and News, where the squirrels ply us with rum and we try to tell you what you all got up to today before we pass out. So grab a bottle and try to follow along! Reno: In honor of the new semester, I propose we turn this broadcast into a drinkin' game, yo. Whenever our good buddy Pepito...

Sam: Good evening Fandom. I hope everyone's having a safe and fluffball-free evening. Dean: If not, just get a cat. They're great at cleaning up those things. Sam: Dogs, on the other hand, will find more enjoyment in making them multiply than anything else. So, this might be the only time you hear me recommend a cat instead. Dean: Cats rule. Sam: In this one, specific instance. Dean...

Lion-o was used to having a fluffy snarf tagging along at his heels, so at first he didn't really notice the fluffy circular creature at his feet. Besides, he was trying to find an easy way to tell Snarf that he'd gotten a job in town after going to the picnic on Saturday . He did notice when the creature tried to bit his ankle. Snarf came to the rescue and whacked the circle with his powerful...

Helllllllllo, Fandom! For those of you who are just joining us, I am Lois Lane and this is WTFH Fandom radio. I have one new message for the newbies: Be afraid, be very afraid. I could be more specific but that would ruin all my fun. School Nothing! Enjoy it while you can, kids! Dorms Liir was training alone in the gym today and in the same lonely vein, Worf exited Locker 327 in gladiator...