I saw this and instantly thought of my buddies peace873  and evilbobrex  .  It is posted for the rest of you out of general amusement. Drill Sergeant Joe B. Fricks Rules For A Gunfight 1. Forget about knives, bats and fists. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring four times the ammunition you think you could ever need...