Bored meme time! Meme brought to me by docbrite and livia_llewellyn . The rules: 1. You must answer yes or no. 2. You may not explain unless someone asks you to. (You should really ask if you're curious, 'cause some of these are good stories. Also, for my purposes, masturbation counts as sex, otherwise this would be pretty boring.) Have you ever.... Taken a picture naked? Yes Made...

via docbrite : First, the rules: 1. You must answer yes or no. 2. You may not explain unless someone asks you to. I think #2 is silly -- some answers beg explanation! -- but I'll adhere to the rules. If you want answers, ask in comments. Have you ever.... Taken a picture naked? No (though I have of someone else) Made money illegally? No Had a one-night stand? Yes Been in a fistfight?...

Thanks to my good pal docbrite for pointing out this link:   http://community.livejournal.com/stupid_free/1067395.html   Apparently the Obama=Hitler madness that spawned from my humble McCain’s Birthday Celebration post is currently being ridiculed on a national scale.   Sanity still lurks in the heart of America. You just have to look for it. * The Sound of Building Coffins...

In this entry , Poppy links to a post in which an author goes, uh, postal after seeing a review on Amazon about her book! Check out response #10 for the Fatal Attraction reference.

Ben gave me an amazing birthday present. He planned ahead quite some time to secure the chef's table at Commander's Palace , one of my most favoritest restaurants in the world. The chef's table, for those who don't know how these things swing, is a table in the kitchen that seats four. Those lucky four are presented with a special menu that's both well thought out and whimsical, based on the responses...

It appears that blogs have been running the Prime saga over the last week. It's been interesting, I think, but perhaps this is because of my personal stake in it. For starters, Sean Wallace ( oldcharliebrown ) offered an apology on his blog, wherein he said, "I am very sorry that we have, in Michael Cisco’s eyes, failed him. And he makes one point that I will concede: we want to improve our...

I want to direct some attention to this entry: http://docbrite.livejournal.com/622208.html There's a link towards the bottom to the original entry. If anyone can afford to donate even just a few dollars, I highly encourage it. (I sincerely wish I could offer up something, but since I have my own animal rescue who needs immediate and expensive medical treatment, not to mention he needs neutered ASAP...

As you may or may not know, or care for that matter, my old lady, Harley, is becoming just that — a very old lady. And rather quickly. I took her to the vet a few months ago, alarmed at her erratic behavior. The vet said she had the blood of a kitten in her. ("How'd that get in there?") But despite her A+ report card at the vet's, one cannot ignore the fact that she's suddenly becoming bony and...

In regards to this : Doc, you've done an amazing job keeping yourself in check against these fools. While there's not much one can do against the anonymity of the interwebs, there are a number of superficial responses to this problem that you have not lowered yourself to. I applaud you. The day will come when people create a number of false accounts on numerous internet sources to challenge my reputation...

So there's this thing that seemingly everyone knows about except me called Tales of the Cocktail. It started eight years ago or so, and every year it grows exponentially. Next year it will be bigger than Burning Man. It's a gustatory cocktail fest taking place in numerous restaurants all around the city and draws people from every corner of … well, Oregon, as I discovered. Alls I knows is that ...