Story Title: “Sanctuary of Arda”. I think the title “The Author God-Modes His Way Across Three Fandoms” is actually more appropriate. Fandom: Harry Potter, The Lord of the Rings, and…well, just look below, you’ll see—although you won’t believe. I sure didn’t. Culprit Author’s Name: Keiran Halcyon. Now, who here recognizes that name? Don’t recognize him? Does the name “Rose Jamie Potter” ring...

Haunted By Gethsemane Butler You didn’t think Gethsemane would let Sweeney Todd off with just one fic, right? No, she enjoys mindless, babbling praise too much! That, and she hadn’t written nearly enough sex between herself and Johnny Depp. So she wrote a sequel. In reality, she wrote a cheap, hackneyed rip-off of the original story. But since when are Suethors ever ones to worry over...

The first LiveJournal communities began in December of 2000 , and now there's a community for any and every topic possible. What is your all-time favorite LJ community? View other answers Hmm. Well, badfic_quotes provides me with a regular dose of WTF-flavoured amusement, while fandomsecrets is obviously the place to go if you wish to hear about Anon's shipping...

Last night, at like three in the morning, I suddenly woke up, opened my eyes, and thought: "Yes, that is the overwhelming question. What would Lazarus say? If one could come back from the dead, what would one say ?" Apparently I was endeavoring to conduct a literary analysis of T. S. Eliot in my sleep . And apparently my symbolist poetry is the only thing my subconscious thinks should be...

Apropos of nothing, my Mary Sue name would be Vella Electra Raindrake Riddle.  Just because.  Go here to figure out yours. I just took a Jung Typology Test.  I'm an INTP (Introverted-Intuitive-Thinking-Perceiving).  This type has been dubbed the Architect.  I feel like an uber-nerd.  The website suggests the following with regards to writing.  My commentary is in italics .  Go here to take...

So you just read this book. And, well, it was okay. It looked like the author got most of his or her spelling mistakes, and the prose isn't terrible . There's a visible plot and you can tell the characters apart from each other. There are even a handful of genuinely funny bits. But, still, somehow, you can't tell how in the world the book as it is ever made it past a sane, sober copy-editor, and...

Don`t forget about the newest Macro and Drabble contests. (link) She hissed, her voice a poison. Severus internally winced. He had been a little mean. Ok maybe A LOT mean, but hell the girl should know by now that he didn’t say nice things to young girls or boys even if the girl was beautiful. Severus paused. Wait a minuet. Beautiful? * “Miss Granger I…” “Severus may I barrow Miss Granger...

I finished reading my Hebrew scriptures for the night (WISe reading material is much more interesting this semester). So, back into the valley of badfic rode the six hundred! Or, you know, me. But I can be quite formidable when faced with poor grammar and punctuation. I typed 'Larien' into the search engine, still with Lord of the Rings and Romance as the filters. 1. Stranger of Mirkwood » by...

This is a small collection of the best 67 websites I've collected in my favourites over the last year.  Given that I have some reputation for coming up with rather random links among my friends, perhaps this might be worth your time to look through, if you're bored.  They are not in order from best to worst. 1. TV Tropes.org TV Tropes is a wiki written in an informal, humorous way chronicalling...

Well. I mailed in a college application last week. And I think I'm gonna hurl. :D ....OHMYGODTHEESSAYS! a;sldkfj I tried to *not* sound like an idiot and, at the same time, not trying to come off as completely full of myself. I think I just... pretty much came off sounding like an idiot. Urgh. Everytime I think I about it I picture a room full of really smart "I-drink-my-mochalattesummat-at-Starbucks...