This was already sporked on deleterius , but it infuriated me so much I had to take a crack at it. Harry Potter/Forgotten Realms crossover, from the same author who brought us "Rose Potter". (Link to original:   http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3768765/1/Harry_Potter_and_the_Forgotten_Realms .)  Now, granted, I’m guilty of having a few idle ideas along these lines, but this…well, the Forgotten...

I give you, via deleterius Aragorn/Legolas mutual MPREG fanfiction... with bestiality overtones Oh Internet, you never disappoint.

Okay, a while back I sporked a story by Beth Brownell, featuring Solaris . I translated her singing *shudder* as an old country song, and always wondered about doing a video for it. So here it is:   A bored  Zoe is a dangerous Zoe....

(link) (the fic`s summary) Voldemort is diagnosed with brain cancer and thus is forced to take a step back and examine his life thus far. What will he do now? * A few days later found the Dark Lord sitting on an examination table of a muggle doctor’s office. He glared heartily at Bellatrix and Severus. The two of them had confiscated his wand while he was sleeping off his seizure the...

(link) The Goblin revealed a parchment and began to read aloud. "I Sirius Orion Black of sound mind and body, proclaim this as my last will and testament. Harry I know that you are here, please don't be angry at what I would say. There never was a Harry James Potter, You see James was infertile and cannot have a son or daughter. It was I who have impregnated your mother at James permission, and...

Don`t forget to check the Fifteenth Babb Macro Contest! Potentially squick inducing and/or offensive material within (link) She pulled her hair into a ponytail and did her make-up, only applying foundation, blush, mascara, and a small amount of light blue eye shadow. She gracefully walked downstairs and into the kitchen, where she saw her parents sitting with Narcissa and Draco Malfoy. She...

I haven't been keeping up on my resolution to post here, huh. So I've been a huge fan/lurker of Deleterius --can't get enough of it--and today I wondered whether there was a similar community dedicated to Transformers badfic. Lo and behold, there is! This makes me unimaginably happy, especially since, right on the front page, I saw half a dozen badfics that I had already had the displeasure of...

Don`t forget to check the Thirteenth Babb Macro Contest! Warning: potential squick inducing content in this batch. (link) No one knows the pain that fills me. I torchers my mind and corrupts my dreams. Who am I, you ask? Honestly I do not know, but the name that has been bestowed upon me is Cassandra Anne Jane Malfoy. I was brought to this institution when 6. My father thought that I did...

Yep. But it's okay, because eventually Monday is going to join me in killing it. Right, Monday? Chapter 1, Part 1 Chapter 1, Part 2 Chapter 2 On a completely different note, Max is here, we watched The Mummy, and I'm dropping him off halfway to Orlando around 2:30 today. No, I'm not leaving him stranded (his aunt is meeting us there). On yet another completely different note, Firefly...

I'm cross-posting this thing to deleterius , so I'll cut most of the Sue stats so as to minimize friends-page-killing. Warning: I'm not sure how comprehensible this will be to people who haven't read The Silmarillion . Thanks to calen_greenleaf for finding this thing. Story Or Series Title: Martapennas: the Old Tales of the Liemuina Fandom: Silmarils? What’re those? Culprit...