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I posted an entry to customers_suck here . Let's just say that my work has a washroom and people don't respect it at all. It is a source of great misery for all involved. Tonight, it caused me great misery.

While reading customers_suck posts I discovered these very evil things called chick tracts. They're basically your general close minded uber christian propaganda comics. Most seem to be very hateful and they all boil down to "accept Jesus or BURN IN HELL!!!!!". However, the ones that do no make you angry with their obvious bigotry, are hilarious to read. Like this anti-D&D one . If you...

Background: I work in a cheese shop. I really, truly, try to be kind each one of my customers. Unfortunately, I have yet to make it past wishing them *quick* painful death. This week, we are demoing a fascinating cheese called Bread Cheese . It has to be heated before eating, so I have an electric grill in front of me. It's obviously plugged in, as there is steam rising off of it and I am using...

I predict a riot so much wank.

Ah kittylair , on LJ you're the oft derided mod of customers_suck . Off LJ...well at least on Twitter and on your blog you're all about supporting the bigots if you like their writing. See, most people would look at the Harlan Ellison post quoted below wherein he threatens to slap a woman of color before "obliquely" calling her a nigger and say "That's fucked up". But not you. You...

daisy14710 on why apple juice is bad. The evening seemed no different from any other at the OK Coyote Saloon. The player piano was filling in for the piano player, passed out drunk at a nearby table; Slim, Too Tall, and Dead Shot Pete were muttering over their poker game; and Miss Kitty was sitting in the lap of a out-of-town guest, inviting him to stay and have a good time. Smoke and the...

girlevolving , service tech extraordinaire, explains twenty-first-century gender roles to the clueless: Yeah, I'm a chick. One of 6 in my department...nationwide. And yes, I probably own more tools than you. I'm highly trained to use them, too. And no, I'm not a lesbian...but even if I was, that's not why they hired me. They hired me because I'm fast on my feet, I learn fast, and because...

Background: I work in a cheese shop. When customers move their mouths, WTF emerges. Somehow, my days have become a context-free stream of one-line wonders. "Some people just don't like the texture of pretzels." "Oh, don't worry. I just smelled it, I didn't touch it." "Honey, why don't you run after the nice lady (me) and see if you can catch her!" "I had this cheese at a restaurant...it was square...

So hardtoreport posts to customers_suck about a couple that leaves their baby in the car while getting food inside but it's ok that she didn't call the police because she's 16 and busy . Leaving babies in cars is a GOOD idea in the summer! So, I work at a generic hamburger and shake shop and it's about noon and boiling hot outside. A man and woman come in and order...