10 Many Reasons Why The Vampire Diaries Is 100 Times Better Than Twilight + The Girl actually freaks out when she figures out that the Boy is a Vampire. + The Girl is actually scared of the Vampire Boy. + The Girl does not think that the Vampire Boy sneaking into her bedroom is hot. She thinks it's scary. + Humans outside of the Girl are portrayed as Actual People. + The Girl actually cares...

Say, remember that vampire fleshlight I was all horrified over? Yeah, thanks to an article cleolinda linked to, I discovered that it's even worse than I had imagined. Much, much worse. This is a cut-away shot of the inside of said fleshlight: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHH!!!! Yes, that's right, the inside is lined with fucking pointy teeth! For the love of Cthulhu, why?! It's...

My favorite blogger's name is Cleolinda Jones. She does the Movies in 15 Minutes recaps. She has also done Lost, Twilight, True Blood, and some soap opera recaps. She is made of 99% pure hilarity (and 1% LOLSOB). Recently, she published a book on Lulu. It's a PDF of her three Harry Potter M15Ms, with footnotes! For added hilarity! And for those of us who have avoided seeing any of the movies. I...

Yoinked from katekat1010 ! I think I use the words fabulous, amazing, and ridiculous far, far too much, but there are only so many ways to describe these things and I babble more about what they mean to me rather than explaining anything. Um. Post a comment asking for words! I'll post 5 words that remind me of you. You then make a blog post with those words and explaining them. snark...

"Twilight porn" is an extremely uncomfortable phrase as it is; these are two words that do not want to be in the same sentence together. Twilight is huddled in the corner weeping, and porn is banging on the quotation marks trying to get out. There are some things that cleolinda will not do, even for science.

Things I Learned Today: After watching Farewell My Concubine, it is practically impossible for me to take a Japanese kabuki actor (male) trained to play exclusively female characters, seriously. It's possibly also because I remember the tale of why all the female parts are played by men in Kabuki. But yeah, the whole thing just automatically makes me go to the "that's some fucked up shit, yo"...

Now most people who know me know I like tea. I'll happily drink coffee, but what I drink in the morning is some kind of nice black tea, and in the afternoon a little more of it. Herbal tea is welcome in my kitchen. I blend some of my own, even... I also have a problem: I keep running into Twilight merchandise. Everywhere. Movies, Body lotions, perfumes, books, dolls, t-shirts. Etsy is particularly...

Finished reading Gods of Amyrantha by Jennifer Fallon. Comments? NEXT BOOK PLEASE NOW. Damn you Australia! If only I was there, I could buy books three AND four! Stupid publishing company who haven't even discussed releasing the series in the UK yet. Stuuupid. I need to know what happens next! I need to know why things have happened up until now! I need to be able to read any resulting Yuletide fics...

I've been doing more with my life other than Twitter, I swear! It's just that it's been more of the "let me clean the house because oh my god I do not want a repeat of the other night when I found an earwig ON MY HAND and then I flailed it away and because I have brown carpet I can't see when parts of it are MOVING!" variety than anything actually worth blogging about. (My bug spray smells like bubblegum...

Boosting the Signal. 1) Voting is open at the Holiday Recathon 2009 for fandoms to include . Personally, I am hoping things like Blue Crush and the Baby-Sitters Club and The Fast and the Furious and The Lost Boys and Never Cry Werewolf (is there fic for it?) and the Riddick series make it onto the final list, but if they don't, I may have to make my own big recs list. That would be a fun holiday...