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I do love spending my time getting my Internet connection restored . The guy from the call center India who I finally got to talk to was OK, but the automated phone crap I had to go through before reaching him was dreamed up by Rube Goldberg's crazy descendant, I'm sure. Ah, the new AT&T. I thought we drove a stake through that company's heart ages ago. Now it's back. Zombie Ma Bell. Oh, damnation...

Teapots have always treated me poorly. In return, I've come to contemplate them with disdain. Having gone through so many in my life, I'm only able to recall the manner in which a select few were dispatched into teapot history -- some directly and without remorse to teapot hell. Several met with clumsy demises, of course, scalding my toes or cutting my feet as their divine will willed. One or two simply...